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1846 Mexican American War

May 8th

The first major  battle of the Mexican -American War was fought at Palo Alto, Texas, US. American defending forces led by General Zachary Taylor were able to beat back the larger attacking Mexican army.

Zachary Taylor (November 24, 1784 – July 9, 1850) was an American military Gneral and heroic leader who served as the 12th president of the United States from 1849 until his death in 1850. Taylor previously was a career officer in the  United States Army, rising to the rank of  major general and becoming a national hero as a result of his victories in the  Mexican–American War

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1541, Cabaleros Hernado de Soto Spanish explorer deep in US

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Great Spanish world dexplorer,  conquistador and Knight Order of Santiago

Spanish  explorer  and  conquistador  who was involved in expeditions in  Nicaragua  and the  Yucatan Peninsula. He played an important role in  Francisco Pizarro's  conquest of the Inca Empire  in Peru,and Havana, but is best known for leading the first European expedition deep into the territory of the modern-day United States (through  Florida,  Georgia,  Alabama,  Mississippi, and most likely  Arkansas). He is the first European documented as having crossed the  Mississippi River.[5]

De Soto's North American expedition was a vast undertaking. It ranged throughout what is now the  southeastern United States, both searching for gold, which had been reported by various Native American tribes and earlier coastal explorers, and for a passage to  China  or the Pacific coast. De Soto died in 1542 on the banks of the Mississippi River;[6]  different sources disagree on the exact location, whether it was what is now  Lake Village, Arkansas, or  Ferriday, Louisiana.

who was involved in expeditions in  Nicaragua  and the  Yucatan Peninsula. He played an important role in  Francisco Pizarro's  conquest of the Inca Empire  in Peru, but is best known for leading the first European expedition deep into the territory of the modern-day United States (through  Florida,  Georgia,  Alabama,  Mississippi, and most likely  Arkansas). He is the first European documented as having reached and crossed the  Mississippi River.

De Soto's North American expedition was a vast undertaking. It ranged throughout what is now the  southeastern United States, both searching for gold, which had been reported by various Native American tribes and earlier coastal explorers, and for a passage to  China  or the Pacific coast. De Soto died in 1542 on the banks of the Mississippi River;[6]  different sources disagree on the exact location, whether it was what is now  Lake Village, Arkansas, or  Ferriday, Louisiana.

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Why Draft men over 70 years of age :-)

Why Draft men over 70 years of age

 

 

 

 Continued below

 

Drafting Guys Over 70.

 

  I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. 

You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing 

ass-backwards.

 

Instead of sending 18-year old's off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. 

You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 55.

 

  For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. 

Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

 

 

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky,

and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts!  I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some one that desperately deserves it, will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

 

 

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am.  Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the heck. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-guns.

 

 

If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. 

 In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

 

 

  Boot camp would be easier for old guys.  We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food.  We've also developed an appreciation for guns. 

Some of us have been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

 

 

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. 

I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

 

 

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too.   

I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.  (It is like bringing a sword to a gun fight.) That's why retreat is not an option.

 

 

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. 

He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.  still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

 

 

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

 

 

Let us old guys track down those terrorists.  The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts bad attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

 

 

HEY!!  How about recruiting Women over 50... in menopause!!! 

You think MEN have attitudes??    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my Heavens!!! 

**** If nothing else, put them on border patrol. 

^^^^ Good idea!!!!  🤣

 

They'll have it secured the first night!

 

 

 

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World Almanac 1707

In the Kingdom of Great Britain was created as a treaty merging England and Scotland took place. :-)

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WW11 Almanac 1945

April 30th

Allied troops approached Hitler's Berlin Bunker, Hitler took his own life along with that of his wifeof one day Eva Braun.

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WW11 Almanac April 29, 1945

28 former Japanese officials went on trial in Tokyo as war criminals, 1 ex death march to Battan, 7 were sentenced to death

POST WW11: Prosperous Industrial Democratic  Japan

Why hasn't proper reparation's  been made to  American, British, Philippine &  Dutch families of victims who fell to horrendous crimes against humanity.?

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St. Joan of Arc Victory

1429 AD

St. Joan of Arc, France, despite being an underdog, victoriously entered the besieged city of Orleans to lead a French military decisive upset win over the English defenders

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Post Civil War Tragedy- Almanac

1865

The Steamship 'Sultana' c arrying a boatful of Northern freed and surviving  Union prisoners of war, mysyteriously exploded on the Mississippi River near South land Memphis, Tennessee. 

Death toll about 2,000 war exhusted men dying to get home :-(

R.I.P.

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Straits of Magelan

Great world explorer, navigator Portuguese Hero and Knight was murded by hostil natives in the Philippines :-(

Rest In Peace

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