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Man files false report to avoid jury duty

Man files false crash report to avoid jury duty

Chris Green

Rockford Register STAR

Feb 05, 2010

12:05 AM

ROCKFORD — A man who went to elaborate lengths to avoid jury duty succeeded.

Instead, he will serve 30 days of home confinement, 90 days of probation, 100 hours of community service and pay a $5,000 fine.

Gerald Lee Mance, 60, of Morrison was found in contempt of federal court Thursday for failure to appear for jury duty.

Mance was summoned and appeared for jury duty in a criminal prosecution in federal court on Nov. 30.

At the end of the day, jury selection was not completed, and prospective jurors were asked to return the next day. Mance failed to return.

Order issued
U.S. District Judge Frederick J. Kapala issued an order requesting that the U.S. attorney file a motion for a rule to show cause why Mance should not be held in contempt for failure to appear for jury service.

On Dec. 2, such a motion was filed.

On Dec. 21, Mance appeared in court. He admitted that after the first day of jury duty, he stopped at the residence of a friend who was a law enforcement officer and secretly stole a blank Illinois traffic accident report form from the officer’s home.

Call to court clerk
The next day, Mance called the district court clerk’s office and falsely stated he had been involved in a traffic accident with a deer and was unable to come to Rockford for jury duty.

Mance offered to fax a copy of the accident report to the clerk.

That afternoon, a deputy U.S. marshal went to Mance’s office and asked where the deer accident occurred. Mance falsely stated the accident occurred in Morrison.

The following morning, Mance faxed the bogus accident report to the clerk’s office.

Mance later acknowledged he had not been in an accident and the accident report was false.

‘Almost unfathomable’

At sentencing, Kapala described Mance’s conduct as “brazen” and “almost unfathomable.”

Kapala stated that jury duty may not be convenient, but it is important to our criminal justice system.

He also noted another prospective juror on the same panel had a child with a serious medical condition but was willing to reschedule treatment in order to serve on the jury.

Kapala said: “I think your conduct was profane when compared to the sacrifice that she made.”

The contempt proceedings were prosecuted in federal court by Assistant U.S. Attorney John G. McKenzie.

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Police claims wife put pot in his meatballs

Court upholds firing of NYPD officer who says wife spiked meatballs with marijuana

Jose Martinez
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

 

Thursday, February 4th 2010, 2:35 PM

 

A court upheld the NYPD's decision to fire a cop after he failed a drug test. The cop claimed the wife had spiked his meatballs (not pictured). Lan/News

A court upheld the NYPD's decision to fire a cop after he failed a drug test. The cop claimed the wife had spiked his meatballs (not pictured).

It's hasta la pasta for the marijuana meatballs cop.

A state appeals court has upheld the NYPD's firing of a veteran detective who blamed a failed drug test on his wife spiking his meatballs with pot.

Anthony Chiofalo, a 22-year-veteran, challenged his 2006 termination by Commissioner Raymond Kelly, but the Appellate Division shot it down.

The panel of judges agreed with Kelly that the high levels of marijuana found in Chiofalo's hair samples could not have come from accidentally ingesting the drug in food or from second-hand smoke.

Chiofalo argued that the hair-sample test was not authorized by the NYPD's collective-bargaining agreement with his union.

"The Court of Appeals has held that the Commissioner was empowered to choose the method of drug testing, and that choice was not subject to collective bargaining," the judges wrote in a decision made public Thursday.

Chiofalo's wife, Catherine, smokes marijuana for back pain and admitted to investigators that she laced her husband's meatballs in hopes that he would be fired before getting killed on the job.

 

 

 

 LINK TO ORIGINAL STORY:

http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/2006/11/03/2006-11-03_pot_firing_dispute__cop_sez_.html

 



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Man chains son 2, to a lamppost

Pedicab driver Chen Chuanliu chains his 2-year-old boy to lamppost outside Beijing mall

DAILY NEWS STAFF

 

Friday, February 5th 2010, 4:00 AM

 

Pedicab driver Chen Chuanliu chains his 2-year-old boy to a lamppost outside Beijing mall. Quirky China News/Rex/Rex USA

Pedicab driver Chen Chuanliu chains his 2-year-old boy to a lamppost outside Beijing mall.

Child care for one struggling Chinese family means a padlock and chain.

Pedicab driver Chen Chuanliu chained his 2-year-old boy to a lamppost outside a Beijing mall while he chased after customers on a nearby street. The adorable toddler's mother was also working nearby, collecting rubbish from the roadside, while the boy was tethered to the pole around his ankle.

After passersby became upset, the dad claimed the move was to prevent kidnappers from taking the boy. A few weeks back, Chuanliu said, his 4-year-old daughter was abducted.

 
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/02/05/2010-02-05_pedicab_driver_chen_chuanliu_chains_his_2yearold_boy_to_lamppost_outside_beijing.html#ixzz0eh6MkFnU

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Girl, 13, handcuffed and detained for doodling on desk

Queens girl Alexa Gonzalez hauled out of school in handcuffs after getting caught doodling on desk

Rachel Monahan
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

 

Thursday, February 4th 2010, 11:57 PM

 

Alexa Gonzalez, a student Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, Queens, was handcuffed and detained at police precinct for doodling on her desk with erasable marker.
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Alexa Gonzalez, a student Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, Queens, was handcuffed and detained at police precinct for doodling on her desk with erasable marker.

A 12-year-old Queens girl was hauled out of school in handcuffs for an artless offense - doodling her name on her desk in erasable marker, the Daily News has learned.

Alexa Gonzalez was scribbling a few words on her desk Monday while waiting for her Spanish teacher to pass out homework at Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, she said.

"I love my friends Abby and Faith," the girl wrote, adding the phrases "Lex was here. 2/1/10" and a smiley face.

But instead of simply cleaning off the doodles after class, Alexa landed in some adult-sized trouble for using her lime-green magic marker.

She was led out of school in cuffs and walked to the precinct across the street, where she was detained for several hours, she and her mother said.

"I started crying, like, a lot," said Alexa. "I made two little doodles. ... It could be easily erased. To put handcuffs on me is unnecessary." Alexa, who had a stellar attendance record, hasn't been back to school since, adding, "I just thought I'd get a detention. I thought maybe I would have to clean [the desk]."

"She's been throwing up," said her mom, Moraima Camacho, 49, an accountant, who lives with her daughter in Kew Gardens. "The whole situation has been a nightmare."

City officials acknowledged Alexa's arrest was a mistake.

"We're looking at the facts," said City Education Department spokesman David Cantor. "Based on what we've seen so far, this shouldn't have happened."

"Even when we're asked to make an arrest, common sense should prevail, and discretion used in deciding whether an arrest or handcuffs are really necessary," said police spokesman Paul Browne.

Alexa is the latest in a string of city students who have been cuffed for minor infractions. In 2007, 13-year-old Chelsea Fraser was placed under arrest for writing "okay" on her desk at Intermediate School 201. And in 2008, 5-year-old Dennis Rivera was cuffed and sent to a psych ward after throwing a fit in his kindergarten.

A class action lawsuit was filed by the New York Civil Liberties Union last month against the city for using "excessive force" in middle school and high schools. A 12-year-old sixth-grader, identified in the lawsuit as M.M., was arrested in March 2009 for doodling on her desk at the Hunts Point School.

Alexa is still suspended from her school, her mother said. She and her mom went to family court on Tuesday, where Alexa was assigned eight hours of community service, a book report and an essay on what she learned from the experience.

"I definitely learned not to ever draw on a desk," said Alexa. "They told me with a pencil this could still happen."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/education/2010/02/05/2010-02-05_cuffed_for_doodling_on_a_desk.html#ixzz0egT7KIVf

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Students asked to have quieter sex

Students at all-girl Cambridge college sent email asking them to be quieter when having sex

 

Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 8:24 AM on 05th February 2010

 

It's the type of institution where burning the midnight oil is normally associated with academic endeavour.

But it is late-night activities of a different kind which are currently worrying student leaders at a historic Cambridge women's college.

All 400 undergraduates at Newnham College have been sent an email asking them to be 'discreet in your activities' and reminding them that the corridors 'funnelled sound' and that some college walls are 'very thin'.

All 400 undergraduates at Newnham College were sent a polite email on Tuesday after the student union received 30 complaints about noise in the student halls

Lizzy Cole, president of the college's junior common room, sent the email after receiving 30 complaints about noise in student halls.

Undergraduates were horrified to think that their neighbours have heard them in the throes of passion. A second-year classicist, who asked to remain anonymous, said: 'When I read the email I cringed. I thought it must refer to me!'


Another Newnham undergraduate said: 'It's just so embarrassing to think that people have been listening in. I was blushing when I got the email.

You try to keep it down, but it's easy to forget the walls are so thin if you get a bit carried away. 

Newnham, whose former students include Sylvia Plath, Iris Murdoch, Germaine Greer and Joan Bakewell, was established as the second female college at Cambridge in 1871. Along with Murray Edwards College, it is one of the two remaining women's colleges.

It hit the headlines last February after several students from the Newnham Nuns drinking society were pictured in sexual poses during a boozy initiation ceremony. Yesterday Miss Cole said some students had misinterpreted the email.

'The complaints I received from people over the last month or so were mainly about general noise coming from the college,' she said

'It was things like shouting in the corridors and music being played late at night and in the early hours.'

However, Miss Cole added: 'Newnham does have a feminist reputation and also it's known as the slutty college of Cambridge, which I think is a bit unfair.

'But it's always going to be that way with an all-female college. We're not all extreme feminists or sluts  -  we're just normal women trying to enjoy Cambridge life.'

 

LINK TO PHOTO OF SCHOOL

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1248487/Students-girl-Cambridge-college-sent-email-asking-quieter-having-sex.html#ixzz0efAPCoL2

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Sarah Palin lashes out at Rush Limbaugh

Sarah Palin lashes at 'disrespectful' Rush Limbaugh after he enters the 'retard' firestorm

David Saltonstall
Daily News Staff Writer

 

Thursday, February 4th 2010, 6:52 PM

 

Sarah Palin was not amused by Rush Limbaugh's take on the whole "retard" row Sarah Palin was not amused by Rush Limbaugh's take on the whole "retard" row

Memo to Rush Limbaugh: Sarah Palin's distaste for jerks who use "retard" as an insult goes for right-wing pals like you, too.

The ex-Alaska governor took the talkmeister to task yesterday after he waded into the firestorm over White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel's use of the word "retarded" - and promptly committed the same offense.

"Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards," Limbaugh said on his Wednesday show. "I mean these people, these liberal activists are kooks."

Referring to Emanuel's later meeting with advocates for the disabled, Limbaugh said there's going to be "a retard summit at the White House."

Palin on Monday called for Emanuel to be canned, saying his slamming of liberals in his party as "f------ retarded" was a slur on a par with using the N-word.

She went a little easier on Limbaugh yesterday but still issued a rare rebuke to the conservative radio host, who claimed yesterday he had just been quoting Emanuel.

Said her spokeswoman: "Governor Palin believes crude and demeaning name calling at the expense of others is disrespectful."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/02/04/2010-02-04_sarah_palin_lashes_at_disrespectful_rush_limbaugh_after_he_enters_the_retard_fir.html#ixzz0ecz9Lrzh

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Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants

JOSEPH FARAH'S G2 BULLETIN

Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants

Authorities alarmed by possibility of surgically placed explosives



February 01, 2010
10:16 pm Eastern
World Net Daily

 

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

The discovery of these methods was made after the London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner on Christmas Day with explosives he had stuffed inside his underpants. .

Hours after he had failed, GCHQ – Britain's worldwide eavesdropping "spy in the sky" agency – began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team was appointed by Jonathan Evans, the head of MI5, to investigate the threat. He described it as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons who work in the National Health Service confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

In a report to Evans, one said:

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

Explosive experts at Britain's Porton Down biological and chemical warfare research center told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN when activated would blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin which would guarantee it would crash.

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Woman's debilitating disorder caused by denture cream

Suspected culprit in Mineral Wells woman's debilitating disorder: denture cream

Wednesday, Feb. 03, 2010
Dentures 5

JAN JARVIS 

Star-Telegram 
 

It began with a tingling sensation, as if her foot was going to sleep.

Then numbness set in. It crept up to Elizabeth Gilley's calf and onto her thigh.

Over the next six months, the Mineral Wells woman grew weaker, her skin turned pale, and she could barely walk across the room without gasping for breath.

When she collapsed in 2007, Gilley was taken to a hospital.

"The doctor didn't know how I was still conscious," Gilley said.

At first, doctors told her that she had leukemia, but tests didn't confirm cancer. CT scans, MRIs and blood tests followed. Still Gilley was no closer to a diagnosis.

After a year of seeing doctor after doctor, she finally found out what was causing the symptoms, but she could hardly believe what the physician was telling her.

"Within five minutes of seeing him, he asked me if I wore denture cream," said Gilley, 26, who was forced to get dentures as a teenager after a genetic condition ruined her teeth. "I handed him the tube; he told me to stop using it."

By then the damage was done. Gilley could no longer walk, drive a car or get around without a wheelchair. Once an active young woman who had recently gotten married, she was rarely able to leave her home.

Gilley joined a growing number of people nationwide who have filed lawsuits alleging that the makers of some denture creams knew about the health risks associated with high levels of zinc in their products and did nothing about it. Fixodent and Super Poligrip are named in class-action lawsuits filed in Tennessee last year.

Gilley's suit against GlaxoSmithKline was recently filed in Philadelphia, where the manufacturer is located. About 20 other claimants have also filed suits in mass tort court in Pennsylvania.

GlaxoSmithKline declined to comment on the litigation. But on the Web site for Super Poligrip, the manufacturer addresses issues surrounding zinc.

Both GlaxoSmithKline, the maker of Poligrip and Super Poligrip, and Procter & Gamble, the maker of Fixodent, have said that their products contain zinc at levels recognized as safe. GlaxoSmithKline's label now states that there have been reports of serious health effects from increased zinc intake over a long period. But the company notes that small amounts swallowed during normal use are not harmful and that consumers should not apply the product more than once a day.

In addition, the Food and Drug Administration classifies the creams as medical devices and does not require zinc to be listed as an ingredient.

But dozens of people have been permanently disabled after using the cream for years, and at least one person has died, said Ed Blizzard of Houston, Gilley's attorney.

"I believe this is just the tip of the iceberg," he said. "I think a lot of people out there have neuropathy and don't know it could be connected to their dentures."

A debilitating disease

An estimated 35 million Americans use adhesives to secure their dentures, and most have no health problems associated with the creams. But some have developed severe neurological problems, they say, caused by ingesting dangerously high levels of zinc. Gilley developed neuropathy, which causes numbness, tingling and pain.

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STAR-TELEGRAM/PAUL MOSELEY

 

Elizabeth Gilley, with husband James Gilley, has had dentures since she was 15 because of a genetic disorder. She used the cream as often as every two hours to secure the poorly fitted dentures.

 

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Thieves caught getaway car wouldn't start

Stalled getaway car snares thieves

Fox

February 04, 2010 12:00AM

TWO shoplifting suspects, who allegedly tried to steal hair care products from a Fort Worth beauty salon, were caught when their getaway car wouldn't start, MyFox National reported.

 

The pair, who had a five-year-old girl with them when arrested by police, were accused of robbing the beauty salon on Saturday, MyFox Dallas/Fort Worth reported.

Ebbony Trammell, 20, was being held in lieu of $5,000 bail, while her 15-year-old accomplice was turned over to juvenile officers, authorities said Tuesday.

No details were released about what happened to the child.

According to a police report, the pair were spotted stealing products by the store's owner. When he tried to block them from leaving the store, Trammell pushed him to the ground and punched him in the face, breaking his glasses.

The two suspects ran outside to a waiting Hyundai with other people inside it, but couldn't get the car's engine to turn over.

Before police arrived, the 15-year-old girl jumped out of the car along with the five-year-old girl and a pink backpack, and went inside a nearby grocery store.

Arriving officers allegedly found the stolen items hidden in the grocery store

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Cheerleader claims school discriminating against him

Cheerleader claims school discriminating against him

McKay Allen 

KXLY4 Reporter

Posted: 6:25 pm PST February 2, 2010

Updated: 7:18 pm PST February 2, 2010

PALOUSE, WA. -- A male student at Garfield-Palouse High School in Palouse is a cheerleader but he isn't content with doing typical male cheerleader stunts. He wants to do the same dances and kicks and fist pumps as the females, but his mom says school administrators are discriminating against him and preventing him from cheering.

Benjamin Grundy's mom Suzanne says school administrators are discriminating against him by not allowing him to do everything the girls do.

"At the beginning of the current season I was told I'd be able to participate in everything other cheerleaders would do, including the dance routine," Benjamin Grundy said.

However later according to the Grundys Gar-Pal's athletic director pressured him to be the mascot instead of a cheerleader. Later he was forbidden from moving his legs and feet, dancing or even shaking his hips when he cheered.

"I was reduced to standing there and moving my arms," Benjamin said. "I didn't lift my legs or move from the place I was at, I just stood there."

"I think the combination of a bi-racial, mentally challenged gay male may be too much for them," Suzanne said, adding that she feels the school is embarrassed by her son and are discriminating against him.

Gar-Pal's principal and district superintendent Beverly Fox says she can't comment on the specific case and can't comment on Benjamin Grundy but she did say that "our policy is that every student has the right that everybody has and there is not discrimination."

“We really honor the rights of students and I really can't talk about specifics,” Fox said.

Suzanne Grundy insists her son is being discriminated against and has written everyone from the ACLU to Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers about the situation. Since Benjamin and his mom were interviewed by KXLY and Suzanne wrote those letters he has received an official cheer uniform and pom-poms.

The school has offered to have a third party conduct an investigation into the case but the Grundys aren’t satisfied with the offer. They say Ben has endured severe emotional trauma and want discrimination seminars at the school, formal reprimands for the coach, athletic director and for the superintendent and principal.

They are also pushing to get Congress involved.

“I hope if the school ever does get another male cheerleader this won't happen to them and that they'll be able to be a full par of the squad,” Benjamin said.

 

LINK TO VIDEO:

http://www.kxly.com/localvideo/index.html

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Obama struggles to show he's connected to middle class

Despite his roots, Obama struggles to show he's connected to middle class

Eli Saslow

Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, February 3, 2010

NASHUA, N.H. -- President Obama's 165th flight on Air Force One required all the customary protocols of a presidential trip. He took a helicopter from the White House lawn to Andrews Air Force Base, where seven military officers waited at full attention. He entered his plane through a door decorated by the presidential seal and settled into a suite that includes an office and a conference room. After a short flight, he exited to cheers from a greeting party before disappearing into a limousine that cruised down the barricaded streets of this New Hampshire city.

 

When Obama arrived here Tuesday afternoon, he stopped at a suburban industrial park to visit a machinery company. Snipers surveyed from the roof. Secret Service agents monitored the warehouse. A 19-car motorcade idled outside. Obama, meanwhile, stood on the gray concrete floor with the company's employees, studying their manufacturing materials and trying to convey his new favorite message: He understands the problems of what he calls "everyday Americans."

 

It is a tough sell for any president who lives inside what Obama refers to as "the bubble," but tougher still for Obama. His first year in office was defined in part by a paradox. He is a rare president who comes from the middle class, yet people still perceive him as disconnected from it. As he arrived in Nashua, nearly two-thirds of Americans believed that his economic policies had hurt the country or made no difference at all; almost half thought he did not understand their problems.

 

Obama has made it his goal in the past 10 days to convince them otherwise. In Nashua, he hoped to connect with the unemployed despite holding the country's most prestigious job; to disparage Washington politics despite being a product of them; to have a self-described "direct conversation with the folks of New Hampshire" even as bomb squads, Secret Service officers, political dignitaries and television cameras occupied every corner of the room.

 

His visit to Nashua was his fourth domestic trip in less than two weeks, and it included a stop at a small business and a question-and-answer session in a high school gymnasium. He took off his jacket during his speech, rolled up his sleeves and put one hand in his pocket. He dropped his g's and departed from scripted remarks to make jokes about "leakin' " roofs and "buyin' new curtains."

 

"I've had beers here at the Peddler's Daughter," Obama said, recalling his travels in the state during the campaign. "I've manned the scoop at ice cream socials from Dover to Hudson."

 

He had come to Nashua to propose spending $30 billion to facilitate lending between community banks and small businesses, but his rhetoric and body language made an announcement all their own. Gone was the president whose first-year speeches tended to be practical and dispassionate. This was the same fiery Obama who last week delivered the State of the Union and took on House Republicans in Baltimore. He was at his most engaging, telling jokes, spinning anecdotes and concluding his remarks with a fist jab and a simple proclamation: "I don't quit!"

 

Obama's two sides

During his recent tour of blue-collar towns, factories and burger joints, Obama has tried to reconcile two pieces of his reputation. He turned down high-paying jobs after graduating from Harvard Law School and became a community organizer, compelled by the experience of growing up with a single mother who sometimes lived on food stamps. He married a woman from a working-class family on the South Side of Chicago, and they rented a walk-up condominium in Hyde Park.

 

But during his campaign for the presidency, Obama bungled some of his early attempts to connect with blue-collar workers, complaining about the price of arugula at Whole Foods and visiting a bowling alley only to roll an embarrassing score of 37. Some political rivals continue to disparage him as an elitist. Even his aides have sometimes worried that his intellect can be mistaken for condescension and that his composure can seem like detachment.

 

Those shortcomings were evident last month when Obama invited the previous two presidents to join him at the White House for a news conference about the U.S. relief effort in Haiti. George W. Bush was simple and frank: "Just send us your cash," he said. Bill Clinton spoke without notes and verged on tears as he recalled his personal connection to the devastated country: "I have no words to say what I feel," he said. "I had meals with people who are dead." Obama, meanwhile, spoke from prepared notes, looking all business, glancing to his left and to his right to establish eye contact while standing with perfect posture behind the lectern.

 

In the two weeks since, Obama appears to have learned from his predecessors' trademark strengths. He has traveled to Ohio, Baltimore, Florida and New Hampshire, each time emphasizing how much he enjoys leaving the strictures of the White House and the divisiveness of Washington. Like Clinton, he has told stories about his own struggles, recalling the 15 years he spent paying off student loans and the "family emergency" that forced him to cash out his 401(k). Like Bush, he has favored simple language and relatable analogies.

 

On life in Washington: "It can drive you crazy."

On one of the good things about the White House: "You live above the store."

On his relationship with the mayor of Elyria, Ohio: "He and I shared a burger at Smitty's."

On the media: "People with the pens and pencils."

On his reason for visiting a machine company in Baltimore: "I just like gettin' out of the White House, and then I like tooling around companies that are actually making stuff."

 

Meetin' with folks

So it was little surprise in New Hampshire that, after Obama visited one manufacturing business, he was introduced at his town hall by the owner of another manufacturing business. Obama answered six questions from the crowd at a packed high school gym, referring to "folks" 13 times before aides indicated he had run out of time.

 

He lingered afterward for five minutes, shaking hands, slapping backs and exchanging hugs while his assistant, Reggie Love, followed to collect business cards and phone numbers. At 3:30 p.m., less than three hours after he landed in New Hampshire, Obama peeled away from the crowd, pointing apologetically at a cadre of aides and Secret Service agents who were suggesting it was time to go. The moment for direct connection had passed. Now it was back to the motorcade, onto his 166th flight aboard Air Force One and off to the White House -- back to a life apart.

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Man floods ex-wife's home with mice

Jilted hubby exacts mousy revenge

Jilted hubby exacts mousy revenge

1 Feb 10 13:02 CET

The Local Sweden's Newspaper in EnglishJilted hubby exacts mousy revenge 

Peter Vinthagen Simpson
Jilted hubby exacts mousy revenge 

 

A 59-year-old man has been arrested for using his ex-wife's musophobia to wreak cruel revenge for their break up after he pushed 19 mice through her letter box on Sunday morning

"She was scared out of her wits and is now being cared for in hospital," said Lars Lisberger at Stockholm police.

The jilted ex-husband has been arrested on suspicion of unlawful threats and animal welfare offences.

Knowing that his ex-wife suffered from musophobia - an unreasonable and disproportionate fear of rats and mice - the man arrived at her apartment in the northern Stockholm suburb of Märsta in the early hours of Sunday morning bearing a paper bag full of mice.

The 37-year-old woman awoke to find the scampering murines in her apartment and called the police at 7.30am.

Police arrested the man and took him in for questioning.

The nineteen mice captured at the woman's apartment are also being housed at the police station pending the advice of the county veterinarian.

According to the Aftonbladet newspaper, the man has demanded the return of his mice.

"He has treated both the mice and his ex-wife badly, so I do not think that he should be given any of them. But we shall have to wait and see what the authorities decide," Lars Lisberger told the newspaper.

 

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Principal says your child is too lazy or too stupid to...

Parents Find Joke Letter from Litchfield Elementary School Principal Offensive; Principal Placed on Leave

Niki D'Andrea Tue., Feb. 2 2010 @ 12:10PM

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Wikimedia Commons Famous satirist Jonathan Swift proposed eating poor children. Apparently, that's funnier than joking that students are stupid.?

Sometimes, jokes go too far -- especially when they're sarcastic letters distributed by a school principal about the ineptitude of students that land in the hands of pissed-off parents.

Ron Sterr, principal of Litchfield Elementary School, was trying to be funny when he sent a parody "field-trip-permission" letter to teachers last week berating students who didn't finish their homework and making sarcastic comments about the drastic measures the school must take to deal with peanut allergies. But one of the teachers apparently mistook the letter for a serious missive and sent it to students' parents.

Which brings up the question: who's the stupid one(s) at Litchfield? 

Litchfield Elementary School District Superintendent Julianne Lein said the school district's been barraged with calls from angry parents. In a press release, Lein writes, "The Litchfield School District renders its most sincere apology to our students, parents, community and staff for this incident. We are taking specific steps to remedy this situation."

It is unclear who actually wrote the letter that Sterr sent, but he's the one placed on administrative leave.

So what's everybody so ticked off about? Check out the controversial letter, in its entirety, after the jump:
 

"Dear Parents,

Turn off the TV for once and pay attention.

Regarding math:

The math we do is really easy. If your child is either too lazy or too stupid to finish it in class, I'm sending it home so that you can work with them and judge for yourself whether it is laziness or idiocy that inhibits your child's progress. We do part of it in class. How on earth they can NOT finish it is beyond me, but please help them with the part that we do NOT do in class. If your child is one of the mediocre few who excels on the homework, please congratulate them with a warm handshake or perhaps a halfhearted high-five, since finishing this homework is the equivalent of a twenty-year-old wanting to be congratulated for knowing how to tie his shoes.

Regarding Field trip lunches:
We have a peanut allergy in our room and a few in second grade in general. Because of this, everyone must eat nut-free foods. We also have a child who is mourning their puppy who got run over last week by a garbage truck, so we ask that no one wear anything resembling puppy fur, or that is red and flat. Further, one of our students has a nervous tick that causes him to slap himself in face several times a minute. In order to help this child not feel conspicuous, we ask that your child imitate a crazed masochist for the length of this field trip."


Punchy stuff indeed. Too bad nobody's laughing.
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3 Idiots Arrested After Kidnapping Teen

Feb 2, 2010 2:26 pm US/Eastern

3 Arrested After Kidnapping Teen In Annapolis

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Anne Arundel County police have arrested three people in connection to a kidnapping scheme.

Detectives say around 9:45 p.m. Saturday the suspects convinced an 18-year-old girl to get into the car with them at the Old Country Buffet in Annapolis. 

Police say they allegedly called the victim's boyfriend and demanded he bring ransom money to the 7-Eleven on Forest Drive.

Police responded to the drop-off location and rescued the victim safely.

Officers also recovered a handgun from inside of the vehicle.

Police arrested Garrett Sullivan, Ryan Atienza and Sarah Price in connection with the crime.

All three suspects face charges of kidnapping and assault. Police say the kidnapping was drug-related.

 

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