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Help! I'm locked inside my car

Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

Amy L. Edwards

| Sentinel Staff Writer 9:45 AM EDT, April 1, 2009

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

                                 911- Audio Tape Link
Entry #281

Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

In this photo released Tuesday, March 31, 2009, by the Newark (Ohio) Police

 AP – In this photo released Tuesday, March 31, 2009,

 by the Newark (Ohio) Police Department, a motorized bar …

Tue Mar 31, 9:10 pm ET

NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

 

Entry #280

Arrested Man Patted Down Four Times Still Has Gun

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Arrested Man Patted Down Four Times, Still Has Gun

A man arrested on a drug charge was able to "survive" four pat-downs, and still keep his gun, showing an alarming security hole, and perhaps a lack of training.

Bennie Ellison, 39, was arrested March 18 and managed to keep the gun all the way until he reached the Cook County Jail where, realizing he would have to disrobe and change his clothes, he dumped it in a laundry room.

He was patted down four times:

  • The arresting officers patted him down and missed it.
  • He was patted down again at the 4th District police station (where he spent the night)
  • He was patted down at Central Booking
  • He was patted down at the courthouse
How did he avoid the metal detector at the courthouse?

It was a small, .380 semiautomatic handgun and Ellison used the drawstring of his shorts to tie the gun so it dangled between his legs. According to a police spokesman he slipped out of line and into a different line.

Ellison held onto the gun thinking he would be granted low bail and released.

Cook County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Patterson said:
“Clearly, there were officers at the jail not doing their job and we’re in the process of taking statements from each one of them about how this could have happened. We’re taking this seriously and plan to enact discipline up to and including termination, if necessary.”
Entry #279

Pot falls out of baby's pajamas at Child Protective Services office

Man Says Marijuana Fell Out of Baby's Pajamas During Visit

Kitsap Sun staff
Monday, March 30, 2009

BREMERTON,  Wash — Police are investigating the discovery of a marijuana bud that reportedly fell out of a baby’s pajama bottoms, according to Bremerton Police reports.

A 24-year-old man told police he was no longer allowed to have custody of the child, but said he was permitted supervised visits at the Child Protective Services office. During one of those visits on Saturday, a “bud of marijuana” fell out of the baby’s pajamas, the man told police.

The child had been in a baby carrier, and police believe the marijuana may have originally been stuck to the carrier.

Police are still investigating the incident. No arrests have been made.

Entry #278

Burglar and victim arrested for 31 pounds of pot

Burglary Suspect, Victim Both Face Pot Charges

Burglary Suspect, Victim Both Face Pot Charges

marijuana drug arrest

Story Published: Mar 30, 2009 at 6:45 AM EDT

Story Updated: Mar 30, 2009 at 6:45 AM EDT

ELKHART, Ind. (AP) - A burglary suspect and the victim both were
arrested after police say more than 31 pounds of marijuana were stolen during an Elkhart break-in.

A police report alleges 21-year-old Juan Trujillo of South Bend took 15 bricks of marijuana when he burglarized the home of Sergio Fernandez on Thursday night. Police say they found the pot when they discovered Trujillo hiding in his car later.

Fernandez got home as police were checking his house and gave
officers permission to search it. When they did, the report says they found another 14 ounces of marijuana.

Elkhart police say Trujillo will be charged with felony charges of burglary and marijuana possession. Fernandez will be charged with marijuana possession.

Entry #277

9 Year Old Student Beaten With Belt by Security Guard

Mar 25, 2009 10:57 pm US/Central

Painful Lessons: Another Student Beaten At School

9-Year-Old Donald Shearrill Was Allegedly Hit With A Studded Belt

Reporting
Dave Savini

CHICAGO (CBS)

 
Donald Shearrill, 9, Was Allegedly Hit With A Studded
Belt At Kozminski elementary school in Chicago.

 

 

Another student has allegedly been beaten in a Chicago school. But despite promises to promptly investigate cases like this from Schools CEO Ron Huberman, the family says no one did anything about it - until CBS 2 got involved. 2 Investigator Dave Savini has been exposing abuse in schools for the last several months.

The victim in this case is a third grader. He says he was accused of "walking funny in school" so he was taken to a room and beaten with a studded belt. It allegedly happened earlier this month despite a so-called "crackdown" on illegal corporal punishment. It's another example of "Painful Lessons" in Chicago schools.

Nine-year-old Donald Shearrill says a security guard beat him with a metal studded belt inside Chicago's Kozminski elementary school.

"I think it was against the law that he hit me with a belt," Donald said. "I think it's abuse."

CBS 2 has learned other children are coming forward with information about alleged abuses including details about belts that were allegedly kept hanging on a wall inside a room at the school where the punishment was dished out.

"It was like four belts hanging," Donald said.

"It hurts me the most because this is somebody he trusted, somebody he felt safe around," said Donald's mother Keisha Daxter.

His mother and grandmother suspected the school might be keeping his alleged abuse secret, so two days after the alleged incident, they called police and our CBS 2 investigative team.

"They definitely broke their promise, definitely broke their promise, and that's why I came to you," said Donald's grandmother Lorraine Daxter. 

The "promise" she's talking about came last month from new schools CEO Ron Huberman.

"We'll take very direct action against anyone who uses those means," Huberman said.

Last month, Huberman said he would speed up investigations and ensure the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services, DCFS, is immediately notified of abuse allegations.

But in Donald Shearrill's case, Huberman's office confirms that the principal failed to notify DCFS, and the security guard wasn't suspended pending an investigation until nine days later - not until after CBS 2 got involved.

"This should be a big, big matter, it shouldn't be taken lightly," said Keisha Daxter.

CBS 2 has now found 819 allegations of physical contact involving Chicago Public School staff against students. More than half of those cases, 418, have been found to be valid.

Broomsticks, belts, yardsticks and staplers were used on students in class, and wooden paddles were used on athletes who made mistakes during practice.

Huberman inherited the corporal punishment scandal, and his office says he's working quickly to implement changes to protect children.

"It surprised me that he hurt me like that," Donald said. "Because I didn't think he would do something like that."

No one from Kozminski school would return our calls.

Ron Huberman's office says it is conducting a full-scale investigation into other abuse allegations at this school. A spokesman said no promises were broken, but admits that the school did not report the case to DCFS. Our year-long probe has prompted investigations by the school board, as well as a new policy on how coaches can treat athletes.

Read the full text of the new rule against corporal punishment below:

Section 18 - Corporal Punishment Prohibited:
"The use of corporal punishment on students is strictly prohibited. Corporal punishment is the deliberate use of physical force on a student, (e.g. slapping, hitting, pushing, shaking, twisting, pinching, choking, swatting, head banging, paddling or use of any type of object or instrument that has contact with a student) or requiring a student to take an action solely for the purpose of causing the student physical pain, (e.g. forcing a student to stand or kneel for an inordinate period of time, forcing a student into a physical position that causes pain). Coaches, assistant coaches and athletic directors, whether they are employees or volunteers, are strictly prohibited from inflicting corporal punishment of any kind upon students. This rule shall not be construed to prohibit the use of drills, conditioning and other acceptable coaching methods designed to develop athletic skills, teamwork, physical endurance and strength."

Entry #276

Baby has super strength

Liam Hoekstra plays in the backyard of his Roosevelt Park, Mich. (Muskegon Chronicle / Cory Morse)

Liam Hoekstra plays in the backyard of his Roosevelt Park, Mich. (Muskegon Chronicle / Cory Morse)

Rare condition gives toddler super strength

Updated Wed. May. 30 2007 9:44 AM ET

Associated Press

ROOSEVELT PARK, Mich. -- Liam Hoekstra was hanging upside down by his feet when he performed an inverted sit-up, his shirt falling away to expose rippled abdominal muscles.

It was a display of raw power one might expect to see from an Olympic gymnast.

Liam is 19 months old.

But this precocious, 22-pound boy with coffee-colored skin, curly hair and washboard abs is far from a typical toddler.

"He could do the iron cross when he was 5 months old," said his adoptive mother, Dana Hoekstra of Roosevelt Park. She was referring to a difficult gymnastics move in which a male athlete suspends himself by his arms between two hanging rings, forming the shape of a cross.

"I would hold him up by his hands and he would lift himself into an iron cross. That's when we were like, 'Whoa, this is weird,'" Hoekstra said.

Liam has a rare genetic condition called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, or muscle enlargement. The condition promotes above-normal growth of the skeletal muscles; it doesn't affect the heart and has no known negative side effects, according to experts.

Liam has the kind of physical attributes that bodybuilders and other athletes dream about: 40 percent more muscle mass than normal, jaw-dropping strength, breathtaking quickness, a speedy metabolism and almost no body fat.

In fitness buffs' terms, the kid is ripped.

"We call him The Hulk, Hercules, the Terminator," his mother said.

Liam can run like the wind, has the agility of a cat, lifts pieces of furniture that most children his age couldn't push across a slick floor and eats like there is no tomorrow -- without gaining weight.

"He's hungry for a full meal about every hour because of his rapid metabolism," Dana Hoekstra said. "He's already eating me out of house and home."

Liam's condition is more than a medical rarity: It could help scientists unlock the secrets of muscle growth and muscle deterioration. Research on adults who share Liam's condition could lead to new treatments for debilitating ailments such as muscular dystrophy and osteoporosis.

If researchers can control how the body produces and uses myostatin, the protein could become a powerful weapon in the pharmaceutical arsenal. It also could become a hot commodity among athletes looking to gain an edge, perhaps illegally, on the competition, experts said.

For Liam, the condition has one potential drawback: Infants and toddlers need some body fat to feed brain growth and the development of the central nervous system.

Without adequate body fat, a child's growth can be stunted and the central nervous system can be impaired, said Dr. Erlund Larson, an internist at Hackley Hospital who is familiar with Liam's condition.

That Liam appears to be thriving, physically and mentally, is almost as amazing as his feats of strength. The product of a troubled mother who gave him up for adoption at birth, Liam was born with a suite of medical problems.

The fact that Liam was adopted by a physician assistant's family hundreds of miles from his birthplace -- a stable family with the knowledge and means to give him all the food, nurturing, horseplay and love he needs to thrive -- might be the most miraculous part of his story.

"God works in mysterious ways," said Neil Hoekstra, Liam's adoptive father.

Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy was first documented in beef cattle and mice in the late 1990s, according to scientific literature.

In 1997, researchers at Johns Hopkins University Hospital in Baltimore determined that Belgian Blue cattle, an unusually muscular breed, had mutations in the gene that produces myostatin. Those scientists also produced muscular mice by deactivating the rodent version of the myostatin gene, according to scientific journals.

The first human case was documented in 2000, in a German boy, but wasn't reported in medical literature until 2004. The condition is so rare in humans that scientists don't know how many people have it, said Dr. Kathryn R. Wagner, a genetics expert at Johns Hopkins.

A genetic mutation prevents some people from producing myostatin. Those individuals can have twice the normal amount of muscle mass, according to medical literature.

In Liam's case, the myostatin his body produces is rejected by muscle cells. He and others with his condition can have up to 50 per cent more muscle mass than the average person, experts said.

The result of both types of myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy generally are the same: above average growth of skeletal muscles, incredible strength, a warp-speed metabolism and minimal body fat.

"Liam's never had any body fat," his mother said. "The only fat he has is in his cheeks."

The so-called myostatin blockade has generated tremendous interest in the bodybuilding community. Some nutritional supplements claim to block myostatin, but researchers have said the claims are not scientifically valid.

"If the myostatin protein is knocked out, muscles grow and rejuvenate much more quickly," Dr. Larson said. "It has potential for great abuse in the future as the new steroid."

For Liam's parents, the most pressing challenge is feeding the boy enough protein every day to fuel his body's high-performance motor. The wiry but muscular toddler eats six full meals per day and still struggles to gain weight.

Dr. Larson, the first physician to suspect Liam had myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, said he was amazed by the toddler's strength.

"He was able to grab both of my hands and nearly do an iron cross," Dr. Larson said. "This is not something that happens for most men, ever, and here is this kid with this kind of power."

Larson said Liam's strength gives him a huge edge over other children, physically and in terms of self-confidence.

"When you've got that kind of power and that kind of strength, the world is open to you," Larson said. "He's agile because he's so strong -- when you've got that incredible power as a kid you're going to try a lot more things."

Liam's father, a die-hard University of Michigan fan, already is dreaming big things for his adopted son.

"I want him to be a football player. He could be the next Michael Hart," Neil Hoekstra said, referring to U-M's star running back.

Liam was born four weeks early and had a small hole in his heart. He also had eczema, enlarged kidneys, was lactose intolerant and had severe stomach reflux that made him vomit several times each day, his mother said.

No one knew then that the baby was among the few people known to have myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.

Dana Hoekstra said her suspicion that Liam was physically different quickly intensified. Two days after he was born, Liam could stand up and support his weight if someone held his hands to provide balance, she said.

His heart and kidneys healed within a few months, but it took 18 months before he stopped throwing up daily.

Liam's muscular thighs at 5 months of age gave him the appearance of a miniature Lance Armstrong. By 8 months, Liam was doing pull-ups and, a month later, climbing up and down stairs, his mother said.

What really amazed his parents was the way Liam fell.

"When he fell backward, he would land on his butt, but he never hit his head on the ground," Dana Hoekstra said. "His stomach would tense up and he would catch himself before his head hit the ground. You could see his stomach muscles. He had a little six-pack."

Liam has given his mother a black eye and once punched a hole in the plaster wall during a tantrum. "That's called attitude," his mother said.

After a series of stunning physical exploits, Dana Hoekstra's father -- retired Muskegon attorney Darryl Cochrane -- told Dr. Larson about the boy.

"Grandparents like to brag and Darryl was bragging about how powerful this kid was," Dr. Larson said. "I had to see for myself."

Dr. Larson said Liam exhibited phenomenal strength.

"When I saw him I knew he had some condition," said Dr. Larson, who considered it "a wild longshot" that Liam could have myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.

After Dr. Larson observed Liam, the boy's pediatrician referred the toddler to the genetics clinic at Spectrum Health in Grand Rapids. Doctors there said Liam was well below average for height, weight and head circumference.

But they noted "significant hypertrophy (enlargement) by the Hoekstras. The diagnosis: Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.of his leg, calf and arm muscles as well as increased strength," according to medical records provided

The doctors at Spectrum said Liam likely inherited the condition from his biological father, who was reported to be unusually strong, according to medical records.

An ultrasound performed on Liam when he was 14 months old revealed he had 40 percent more muscle than average, Dana Hoekstra said.

Liam's condition also caught the attention of Johns Hopkins researchers who were studying myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.

A blood test determined that Liam did not have the genetic mutation that blocks all production of myostatin. Rather, he has the myostatin blockade, his mother said. His is one of roughly 100 known cases in the world, according to experts and medical literature.

Researchers at Johns Hopkins wanted to include Liam in a study of people with the condition. When they found 100 adults to participate, Liam was no longer needed. That was a relief for his parents, who did not want to subject Liam to the painful muscle biopsy that would be required of everyone in the study.

Dana Hoekstra said she was prepared to allow Liam to be part of the Johns Hopkins study if it could have led to new treatments for muscular dystrophy patients.

For now, the Hoekstras are content to let Liam lead a normal life. They have no plans to take the advice of friends who have jokingly suggested they hire an agent for Liam to line up pro sports deals or modeling contracts.

"It's great that he's going to have some extra muscle mass, but I don't want him to be viewed as some kind of freak," his mother said.

Dr. Larson said Liam shouldn't be viewed or treated differently than other children.

"He's a normal kid. He's just got that lucky twist," Dr. Larson said. "It's going to be fun to watch him grow."

Entry #275

Volunteers flock to space experiment for $6500 a month salary

Page last updated at 08:12 GMT, Friday, 27 March 2009
   

Volunteers flock to space experiment

 

By Richard Galpin
BBC News, Moscow

The Mars 500 experimental chamber
The six volunteers will live in cramped metal containers

What would you be prepared to do for money? For $6,500 (£4,500) a month, to be precise?

How about the following: locking yourself inside a small metal container for three months without any communication with the outside world, with electronic monitors attached to various parts of your body and with frozen baby food and cereal bars for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

To add to the fun you'll have five companions who will do everything possible to stop you trying to escape before the three months are up.

Meanwhile, from a control room outside, a team of scientists will monitor your every move checking for any signs that you are starting to crack up.

And banish all hope of finding solace through alcohol or tobacco. Both are strictly forbidden.

Experiment

So it may come as something of a surprise to know that this well-paid, extreme version of Big Brother and The Weakest Link attracted 6,000 applicants from 40 countries.

It definitely will not be fun
Sergei Ryazansky
commander of mock spaceship

And next Tuesday the fun will begin for the six lucky people who were chosen to take part.

After a news conference and with cameras flashing they will walk to a collection of linked cylindrical containers inside a dreary building in Moscow, open the heavy hatch and disappear inside.

All in the name of an unprecedented experiment called Mars 500 which has been talked about for many years and is now finally happening.

The six volunteers from Russia, France and Germany believe they are playing a small part in the making of history by bringing the long-cherished goal of a manned mission to the planet Mars one step closer.

One of the rooms in the Mars 500 experimental chamber
Conditions are cramped with only few home comforts

Using the current generation of rocket engines, a trip to the Red Planet and back could take up to two years (compared with less than two weeks for a mission to the Moon).

So space agencies around the world vying to win the race to Mars have to be certain the next generation of astronauts will be able to withstand the psychological and physical trauma of extremely long periods of space travel.

'No fun'

The Mars 500 experiment here in Moscow will focus on the psychological difficulties of prolonged isolation and claustrophobia.

"It's a real probability that a flight to Mars would fail if the very serious problem of isolation is not investigated first," says Oliver Knickel, an army engineer from Germany who is one of the volunteer "astronauts" for the experiment.

"The impact of the isolation would almost certainly kill the crew on board."

Whether the six volunteers taking part in the current experiment will come to blows is a moot point.

"It definitely will not be fun," says Sergei Ryazansky, the commander of the mock spaceship.

"Each test subject [volunteer] has the right to go out at any moment but of course it will influence the whole experiment.

"So we will try to support him and make life for him better.

"Each crew member understands that it's our goal to go all the way."

Few comforts

And that will certainly not be easy judging by what we were allowed to see of the inside of the mock space-craft earlier this month.

Mars 500 volunteer, Cyrille Fournier from France
You can be psychologically normal but some people may be claustrophobic or think something will happen
Cyrille Fournier, French volunteer

Its cheap, stripped-pine interior was mostly bare, although we were told this was because the scientific equipment had yet to be installed.

There were a few home comforts, including a large flatscreen TV, a plastic kettle and an empty fridge.

But overall it was cramped, airless and without windows.

The sleeping quarters are particularly small and apparently not well sound-proofed.

Each of the volunteers is allowed to bring one suitcase of personal belongings including books, music, DVDs and games such as chess.

They will work shifts of up to 10 hours either during the day or at night, when they will be busy conducting scientific experiments and ensuring all the on-board systems are working properly.

Claustrophobia

They won't have much free time.

One of the rooms in the Mars 500 experimental chamber
A room without a view

"You have to cope with the environment - that's the main point," says volunteer astronaut Cyrille Fournier who is a commercial airline pilot from France.

"You can be psychologically normal but some people may be claustrophobic or think something will happen.

"That's not the case for me, so I am quite confident."

It was all laughter and smiles as the "astronauts" left us to complete the final stages of their training before the big day.

And if all goes well with this experiment, then early next year another "crew" will be locked inside for a total of 520 days.

Any volunteers?

Entry #274

Man Fires Sawed-Off Shot Gun At McDonald's Drive-Through

Not 'lovin' it,' he shoots Mickey D's drive-through
Man fired sawed-off into window after being told menu was breakfast-only.

Erin Alberty

The Salt Lake Tribune


Salt Lake Tribune
Updated:03/30/2009 06:51:31 AM MDT

A McDonald's drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said.

The driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled into the drive-through at about 2 a.m. at McDonald's at 210 W. 500 South in Salt Lake City and ordered food from the lunch and dinner menu, police said.

When a clerk told her the restaurant was serving only items from the breakfast menu, the woman drove to the second window, police said. Two men got out of the car, and one pulled a sawed-off shotgun out of the trunk, police said. He fired once or twice into the drive-though window before the two men and the woman left on 500 South and turned north on 300 West, police said.

The Intrepid was last seen going west over the viaduct on 400 South. The shooter was described as Polynesian, 6 feet 1 inch tall, with long hair in a ponytail, a beanie cap and a white T-shirt, police said.

No one was injured in the shooting, police said. Officers did not know how many employees were in the restaurant at the time.

Entry #273

Woman, 84, Holds Burglar, 22, Until Police Arrive

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Woman, 84, apprehends burglar

Published: March 30, 2009 at 12:51 PM

FUKUOKA, Japan, March 30 (UPI) -- Police in Japan said a 22-year-old alleged burglar confessed after he was apprehended by a homeowner's 84-year-old mother.

Investigators said Katsunori Kuruhara, 22, allegedly entered the Fukuoka home at about 10:30 a.m. Sunday and took a bag from the living room, the Kyodo news agency reported Monday.

The alleged thief continued into the kitchen of the home, where he was confronted by Kimiko Nagamitsu, 84, police said.

He told the woman he was selling iron bars but she did not believe him and held him by the arms while her 27-year-old granddaughter phoned police.

Police said Kuruhara admitted to planning to burglarize the house.  Police arrived and arrested him.

Nagamitsu told police she was not afraid of the burglar.

"I wasn't scared. I thought he might come back, or rob someone else, so I thought I'd better stop him," she said.

Entry #272

Boy,14, Caught driving with 100 Pounds of Pot

Driving with 100 Pounds of Pot, 14-year-old Boy Leads Cops at High Speed to Arizona Mills Mall

Ray Stern in News

Mar. 18 2009 @ 3:05PM
Last Updated  Mar. 28, 2009

 

marijuana high quality fuzzy.jpg

You're 14. You've got 100 pounds of pot and an illegal immigrant in the car, and you're being chased by a ticked-off deputy.

Where do you go? The mall, naturally.

On Tuesday night, a Department of Public Safety officer tried to pull over a passenger car on Interstate 10 near Casa Grande, but the driver fled. A short while later, a Maricopa County Sheriff's deputy saw the vehicle fly by at more than 100 mph.

With the deputy on his tail, the boy drove to Arizona Mills Malls and crashed his car into a garage door at GameWorks. He then took off his shirt and ran inside the mall, but cops soon collared both him and the passenger.

The kid probably won't serve serious time for this -- and he'll have a helluva story to tell his delinquent buddies at the food court.

Entry #270

Mexican Drug Lord Thanks Lawmakers for keeping Drugs Illegal

Posted March 26, 2009 | 01:18 PM

Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal

Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes' yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, "I couldn't have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you."

According to sources in the Mexican government, President Calderon is begging American officials to, in the words of reggae great Peter Tosh, legalize it. "Oh yeah," said an official close to the Mexican president, "Felipe is going crazy. He's screaming at everybody who comes in, 'Why don't they make this sh*t legal already! You're killing me here!' Look, everyone knows, when you have Prohibition, you create gangsters. And the more you prohibit, the more gangsters you make. El Chapo is hero now to all those slumdogs who want to be millionaires. Kids in the street, when they play games, they all want to be El Chapo, the baddest man in the whole damn town."

Meanwhile, many speculate that rich and prominent Mexican families are in cahoots with American businessmen in the alcohol industry, wealthy industrialists who launder the unprecedented profits from the drug business with their legitimate enterprises, and lawmakers who get gigantic kickbacks and payoffs to make sure that these drugs remain illegal, so they can remain rich, fat and happy. According to sources on both sides of the border, tens of millions of dollars in payoffs and kickbacks are stashed in Swiss banks every year, blood money from the brutal business made possible by a corrupt system supported by laws that don't, and have never, worked.

Rather than putting El Chapo and his kind out of business by modernizing outdated laws and in the process making billions of dollars from taxing drugs (as is done with cigarettes and alcohol), United States government has spent hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars chasing its tail, and offered a $5 million reward for the capture of El Chapo. Many have said that the offer is unofficially: Dead or Alive.

Meanwhile, as an epidemic of murderous violence rages on the Mexican-US border, and the American government wastes boatloads of badly needed money on the illegal drug business which results from the Prohibition laws, El Chapo is laughing all the way to the bank. "Whoever came up with this whole War on Drugs," one of his lieutenants reports he said, "I would like to kiss him on the lips and shake his hand and buy him dinner with caviar and champagne. The War on Drugs is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and the day they decide to end that war, will be a sad one for me and all of my closest friends. And if you don't believe me, ask those guys whose heads showed up in the ice chests."

Entry #269

Funerals, Cremations and Weddings Available Under One Roof

Funeral home ties knot with weddings

Monte Whale

Denver Post

Posted: 03/29/2009 12:30:00 AM MDT
Updated: 03/29/2009 12:45:03 AM MDT

 

In this composite of two photographs, Larry Tabler stands on the left in the back room where the Highline Circle of Life Center in Thornton will carry out cremations. On the right, he is in the chapel where weddings will be held. The combination of funerals and weddings is "the new paradigm in the funeral business today," Tabler says. (Photo composite by RJ Sangosti, The Denver Post )

 

THORNTON — All that is missing from the Highline Circle of Life Center is a birthing center and an IRS agent.

Otherwise, Larry and Andrea Tabler have all of life's major events — both good and bad — covered at their new venture.

The couple will conduct funeral services, cremations and weddings in the 6,000-square-foot building at 12144 Grant Circle in Thornton.

They'll have a grand opening at 1 p.m. today.

The Tablers say they are only using good business sense when they mix, inside the same walls, the starting of a new life with the ending of another.

"It's the new paradigm in the funeral business today," said Larry Tabler, who has been in the funeral-home business for 42 years.

"We have learned to be flexible," added Andrea Tabler.

With the number of traditional burials declining while cheaper cremations are rising, funeral directors have to find ways to keep their bottom lines healthy, said Steffani Blackstock, executive director of the Colorado Funeral Directors Association.

Hosting weddings and receptions is the newest way to go, Blackstock said.

"Weddings and funerals are the two major events in life," Blackstock said. "You use flowers for both; you use ministers for both; and it's the one time when everybody comes together."

The center, which opened in November, is small but stately. Funerals and weddings will be performed in the same chapel, which seats about 150 people.

"It's not big and fancy, but it's adequate," Larry Tabler said.

A few paces away is the state-of-the-art crematorium. Inside the women's bathroom is a small table where a bride can apply and fix her makeup.

Tabler hopes to perform about 300 funerals a year, and up to 50 weddings. Three weddings have been booked.

The Tablers say they cater to the wishes of their clients and that a growing number prefer a nondenominational service — be it wedding or funeral.

"We work with families and help them with whatever they want," Tabler said. "We take pride in that."

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Wife sets up husband with drugs and gun ex-boyfriend gets prison

Wife sets up teacher in drug-gun case; ex-boyfriend gets prison

Mira Loma woman avoids prison sentence after reconciling with her husband, who asks judge for leniency.

By LARRY WELBORN
The Orange County Register

 

Friday, March 27, 2009

 

SANTA ANA – The wife of a Sunny Hills High School teacher admitted today that she conspired with a former boyfriend to plant a shotgun and drugs in her husband's Jeep Cherokee to get him arrested.

Devon Eileen Abbott, 33, of Mira Loma, pleaded guilty to felony conspiracy to falsely charge a crime, false imprisonment by fraud, conspiracy to commit a crime, and misdemeanor transportation of marijuana.

But she avoided a prison term – which had been requested by prosecutors – after her husband, history teacher Gregory Abbott, asked for leniency.

Superior Court Judge Thomas Goethals said he considered giving Devon Abbott prison time until he considered the husband's request and learned that the couple are back together.

Instead, Goethals ordered Devon Abbott to serve one year of home confinement, if she is approved by the Orange County Probation Department, or six months in the Orange County Jail.

Soloman Brian Silver, 42, of Maine – Devon Abbott's former boyfriend – wasn't so lucky.

He was sentenced to three years in prison after he pleaded guilty to similar charges plus one felony possession of a firearm by a felon.

Devon Abbott and Silver conspired in May 2008 to hide a shotgun, marijuana and prescription pills in Gregory Abbott's car in order to set him up for an arrest for crimes he did not commit, according to Deputy District Attorney Keith Bogardus.

An investigation revealed that Devon Abbott and Silver sent several text messages back and forth to each other, including some in which Devon Abbott provided Silver with the location of her husband's car and his whereabouts, according to police.

Fullerton police arrested Gregory Abbott on May 27, 2008, at Sunny Hills High after an anonymous caller claimed that the teacher was a drug dealer with a gun in the trunk of his car.

Two days later, police cleared Greg Abbott and targeted his estranged wife and her then-boyfriend after the teacher contended he had been set him up as part of Devon Abbott's ploy to win custody of the their two children.

Devon Abbott and Silver were arrested in June 2008 after an investigation by Fullerton and Anaheim police.

The Abbotts were married in 1997 and separated in 2005, according to Orange County Superior Court records.

Defense attorney Kenneth L. Morrison said this morning that the Abbotts are reconciled and are focused on the well-being of the two children.

"They want to put this behind them," he said.

 

Devon Abbott, the wife of Greg Abbott, talks to her attorney Mike Coffey as the court date was set for her trial at the Orange County Superior Court North Justice Center in June.

ROD VEAL, FILE PHOTO

Devon Abbott declined to comment.

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