Well now self/me, what did you think of the way my CEO put me down? Says self to me, "He's a jerk sure but---," but what(?) says I? Well said self, "even though his head is below his ankles, when he said that he had an earache too and then yelled that his was worse than yours with a nasty urine in his beer attitude, you didn't need to be so polite and refer him to THAT doctor, did you?" What do you mean? I saw the doctor's name in the phone book and then passed it on to a person that needed some fast help, obviously. Yeah, says self but to send him to Doctor Stretchem, Proctologist?

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