A woman of a certain age went into a bar in Arizona,  and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. 

He was wearing the biggest boots she'd ever seen.  She asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well ?? 

The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?”

Since the woman thought she might never get an offer like this again and further, since she was curious to find out for herself, she agreed to spend the night with the cowboy.

The next morning she handed him $200.

Blushing, he said, “Well, thank you, I'm really flattered. Nobody has ever paid me for my 'services' before!''

“Don't be flattered,” she replied. “Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!”

OUCH!!!