Well Self says I to Me, another Christmas season is upon us. Yep, says Self to Me. What did you get me for Christmas Self, asks I of Me? Self answered, " A lump of coal!" Must be nice to jerk ones chain---"No, that's not what's happening" said Self. "That lump of coal is very expensive and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Look at it this way---in a million years, you will have a very illustrious and costly diamond." A million years? "Yup," (He, he!) Jerk! @#$%%^&**??!!

       Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!

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