NO NURSING HOME... FOR ME!!!!

No nursing home for us; consider this alternative

We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!

With the average cost for nursing home care being $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old & too feeble.  I've already checked reservations at:

The Holiday Inn.

For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount,it's $59.23 per night.

Breakfast is included, & some have happy hours in the afternoon.

That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry,

gratuities and special TV movies.Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer dryer, etc.

Most have free toothpaste & razors, & all have free shampoo & soap.

$5 worth of tips a day you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

They treat you like a customer, not a patient.

There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.

The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).

To meet other nice people,

call a church bus on Sundays. 

For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.

While you're at the airport, fly somewhere;

otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

It takes months to get into decent nursing homes.

Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.

And you're not stuck in one place forever --

you can move from Inn to Inn,

or even from city to city.

Want to see Hawaii ?

They have Holiday Inn there too.

TV broken?  Light bulbs need changing?

Need a mattress replaced?

No problem...

They fix everything, & apologize for inconvenience.

The Inn has a night security person and daily room service.

The maid checks to see if you are ok.   If not, they'll call an ambulance...

Or the undertaker

If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

And no worries about visits from family.

They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini vacation.

The grand-kids can use the pool.

What more could I ask for?

So, when I reach that golden age,

I'll face it with a grin. 

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