Ever listen to light being made? If you have tinnitis then you have! The devil made me spaketh in such un- worldly ways but forsoothe---still havn't heard light being made? Try this then...it's very cold outside and it's very warm and cozy inside and very dry; you come inside and sit down to warmup a bit; your shoes are still cold and has the smell of the great outdoors upon them. Fefe your lady Doberman Pincher runs across the carpet to greet you and smell your shoes and LionHeart your tomcat is right behind the behind. Fefe skids to a halt, plops on her belly and her nose touches your cold shoe.And lo and behold, Lionheart who's bringing up drag, bangs into Fefe's tail which sets off a chain reaction of minescule bolts of lightening---screeches of indignancy; dog pee on the carpet and you're laughing your basketoff-------now I'll bet you heard the light didn't you?  (Haw, hah---whooooeeee!)

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