A Jew and a Chinese guy were arguing one day.

The Jewish guy says:

"I think it's horrible what you people did at Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese guy retorted "You dummy. that was the Japanese, not the Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese....all the same difference." said the Jew.

Furious, the Chinese guy said "I think it's horrible what your people did to the Titanic."

"Huh?" said the Jew. "That was an iceberg!"

The Chinese guy replied with a smirk: "Iceberg, Goldberg...all the same difference."

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