Just type in your name and state you live in and it'll show your licence. Pretty cool...

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

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A Nun's Kiss

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very exited and says, "Yes, I am single and I am Catholic too!"

"OK", the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child", said the Nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The Nun says, "That's allright, my name in Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."