Daddy is a Gay Dancer
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up -
fireman, mechanic, businessman,
car salesman… and so forth.
However, little Justin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he
replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes to music in front of
other men and they put money in his
underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took
little Justin aside. "Is that
really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the
Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Biden elected, but it's too
embarrassing to say that in front
of the other kids.