My roommate is about to get divorced after only one year of marraige. The beat up corvette he currently drives is under her name because he has no license.

He wants me to put the vette in my name so he can continue to go to work and whatever else. My argument is that if he gets into an accident, i'm screwed. His defense is that he'll just flee the scene, and that I will just say that he took the keys without my permission, clearing me of any wrong doing. What a crock! Is he crazy, especially after what I just went through with another similar situation? (you can read about it in another recent blog I posted).

Not to mention that I've seen him drive intoxicated from time to time. That's why he's in the position he is now. The last DUI was his third one. In order for him to get his license back, he has to go in front of a review board, which cost a few hundred bucks, and if they decide to give him a license, one stipulation will be that he has to install a breathalizer maching into the vehicle and use it before he can start the engine.

Can you imagine if he hits a pedestrian? And someone catches the plate number? Does he think that the court will care about my lame excuse of having the keys stolen? They don't care because the car will be in my name. Sure he'll get in big big trouble, but what about me? Could I be an accessory to the crime? 

Even if all goes well, and nothing happens, why the heck would I want to sweat every time he goes driving? I'm not putting myself in that worrisome position.

Some people are just plain crazy.