On a hot summer day in North
Carolina,   
>  a redneck came into town with his dog.
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>    He tied the dog under the shade of a tree
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>    and went into the bar for a cold beer.
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>    About 20 minutes later a policeman came
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>    into the bar and asked who owned the dog
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>      tied under the tree. The redneck said that
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>    it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog
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>    seems to be in heat."  The redneck replies,
>"No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause
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>    I got 'ER tied under the shade of the tree."
>The policeman says, "No! You don't
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>    understand-- your dog needs to be bred.
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>    "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't
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>    need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed
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>    her beef jerky this mornin'."
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>    Now the policeman gets mad and yells out;
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>    "NO! You don't seem to understand, your
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>    dog wants to have sex!"
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>    The redneck looks at him and says,
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>    "Go ahead. I always wanted a  police dog!"