A government employee was cleaning out a filing cabinet when he came across an old brass lamp. While he dusted if off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. "I'd love an ice-cold beer right now!" Poof, a beer appeared.

Now that he was thinking more clearly, the man said, " I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful nymphomaniacs." Poof,
he was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.

"Oh, man. this is really the life, " the guy sighed, "I wish i would never have to work again." And Poof, he was back in his government office.