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Two blondes are arguing over what kind of tracks they are seeing. One blonde says it's deer tracks, while the other is claiming they're wolf tracks.

After about an hour of arguing, they are both killed by a speeding train.

Why is it a good idea to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped zone.


Why do blondes wear ponytails?

To cover up the valve stem.


What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A know-it-all bi##h


 

Entry #105

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Avatar emilyg -
#1
miss kitty's not amused - blonde -
Avatar shalini -
#2
funny...but seriously, why do they call blondes dumb??

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