A man walks in to a bar and  says to the  bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt  scotch quick!"]  The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks  them as fast as he  can.  The bartender says " Wow. I never  saw anybady drink that fast."  The man says " well you would drink  as fast as I do if you had what I  have."  The bartender says  " Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?"  The man looks at  him and says " Fifty cents."