If you are ready for the adventure of a  lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

The border is open coming north - just go south.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop,
or proudly display it in your front window or on your car  bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican  school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights

and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in  Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!  You'll be demanding for the rest of your life or will soon be dead.

It will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except

right here in  the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically-correct politicians