Within the next 2 months...

Reply #29

pacattack05 — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:08:08 GMT

I'm going to invent an anti-gravity device, and cure all types of cancers by this coming Tuesday, at 4:40 pm.

You'll see

Reply #28

guesser — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:06:51 GMT

Where do you draw the line ?

Why him and not me

Reply #27

DC81 — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:37:47 GMT

Well, I was going to make the post since it was going to be meant as a joke anyway, but I don't feel like it. I'll wait until someone in Michigan wins again like he who doesn't deserve to be named.

Those were some interesting numbers tonight...

Reply #26

Coin Toss — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:55:59 GMT

DC81

Maybe we should start a LP They're Coming to Take Me Away Club, and whebn antyone makes a prediction like that and it doesn't happen, they become a charter member!

If you don't win the $95 million, you'll be the second member.

Reply #25

DC81 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:16:58 GMT

I've decided that I'm winning the jackpot of this Friday night's Mega Millions drawing. So look for my I won a 95 million dollar annuity topic late Friday/early Saturday following the numbers being put up. And I'm not giving it away except for if it benefits me come tax time.

Reply #24

One2Adore — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:38:32 GMT

I'm assuming you're psychic or have psychic friends. To be able to pinpoint the timeframe of when you'll win the lottery... Wow.... you're good.

Reply #23

Think — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:50:31 GMT

what if you win $12 million? I can see if you won alot giving it away but not 12 Mil

Reply #22

Think — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:47:11 GMT

If I had some helium right now...I'd start singing it.

Reply #21

Think — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:44:32 GMT

I remember that. The reverse side of the 45 had the song on it backwards.

Reply #20

MillionsWanted — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:51:38 GMT

When you finally win you can:

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!

Hit me! hit me! hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick.

It's nice to be a lunatic.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me

Reply #19

fja — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:25:34 GMT

You have to be passing a church when you say that. That way all the good you say you will do if you win will be heard and thus a lottery jackpot will be presented to you!!

Don't forget about the animals in the world after you donate to your charities.

Good Luck

Reply #18

psykomo — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:26:17 GMT

U make psykomo

HAPPY ...thank's

LOL

PSYKOMO

Reply #17

AlecWest — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:18:01 GMT

Coin Toss,

Hehehe, do you have the album, too? They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa is OK. But my favorite song has to be, I Live In a Place Where the Nuts Hunt the Squirrels.

Regards - J. Alec West

Reply #16

Coin Toss — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:40:56 GMT

LP stanza to the above:

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

And I'll tell them about the jackpot I hit

and they'll well say well where is it?

and I'll say I can see it why can't you?

and I'll sit in my room and count the money

and... [ More ]

Reply #15

DC81 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:34:45 GMT

Now that's a classic

Reply #14

Coin Toss — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:29:47 GMT

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees

And begged you not to leave

Because I'd go berserk?

Well. . .

You left me anyhow

And then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone

Completely out of my mind

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those... [ More ]

Reply #13

MarioNLuigi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:21:09 GMT

Of course, it will be me who wins.

Reply #12

ThatScaryChick — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:15:51 GMT

I am also going to agree with that.

Reply #11

Jimhowlett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:28:07 GMT

And if that doesn't happen, we can look forward to a $400 or hell even $500 million jackpot.

Reply #10

DC81 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:03:08 GMT

For some reason the first thing I thought of was the end song for the Super Mario Brothers Super Show from almost 20 years ago.

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side.

Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again.

Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario!

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side.

Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again.

Let's do the Mario, all together now... [ More ]

Reply #9

RJOh — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:46:36 GMT

One thing I'm almost certain of is that someone will win a MegaMillions jackpot in the next two months.

Reply #8

myturn08 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:33:29 GMT

your correct, and the old saying goes, there is more happiness in giving than receiving...

I try to do the things i would do regardless if i won or not..and sharing is one of them, i love helping people out, there is nothing wrong with sharing...its rather enjoyable.

Reply #7

MarioNLuigi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:33:19 GMT

When i say i will give back i mean it. I have had a lot of troubles in my life and notice others had it just like me or even worse. If i win a big jackpot why not help less fortunate people? I honestly dont care for money, i just want to live comfortably without worrying about paying bills or if im gonna be able to eat the next day. Give me a house, a car, and a little money stored away and im fine. Why not give a few dollars here and there to help others, if i win 100 million its not like im go... [ More ]

Reply #6

Think — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:21:45 GMT

I have been playing for decades and I can testify that winning the lottery is NOT easy money .

If I win I may or may not give some money away...I probably will but why would anyone hold their breath

Reply #5

MysteryMan424 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:12:56 GMT

Why is it when some people gamble they make these assinine statements that when I win Im gonna help everybody and give back to the church? As if there's some deep rooted guilt associated with winning the lottery,or winning lottery money is not as honorable as scoring in the stock market or inheriting it.Why do people feel that they have to be liberal with thier winnings in order to validate gambling to acquire it. I know a few people who gamble professionally for a living , and Ive never heard a... [ More ]

Reply #4

MarioNLuigi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:15:16 GMT

I understand that but i want to be nice and share it with people who play the lottery and are looking to win as myself.

Reply #3

JonnyBgood07 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:56:26 GMT

Is that the infamous ez ??????.....we all thought you already won lol

Reply #2

RJOh — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:52:25 GMT

MarioNLuigi , it's nice of you to join LP and make such a statement in your first post but don't expect to get anything if any of the other members win. People don't come to LP to give away their lottery winnings and they shouldn't expect to share the lottery winnings of any one else.

Reply #1

Guru101 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:50:28 GMT

Congratulations

Within the next 2 months...

MarioNLuigi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:37:01 GMT

I will win the mega millions jackpot. im serious and when i do win the first thing i will do is donate to multiple charities and help the poor. I will also give some money to random members on the site as a nice gesture. You guys will see