What states should have for lottery slogans

Reply #22

tiggs95 — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:55:47 GMT

The old standbye.. There's a sucker born everyday ..God tiggs loves that one..

Reply #21

C0w Pi3 — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:53:24 GMT

Lol, I like,

Keep on guessing, and we'll keep you guessing

Reply #20

Think — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 02:48:34 GMT

Well with RNG and this rotten Lucky Lines game Michigans slogan should be-

Bend over and grease up and start a barkin like a pup.

Lets see...

Michigan ruined the Keno when it went RNG....Classic 47 ruined also (it takes way too long to grow and should be changed)...Fantasy 5 is RNG...Powerball odds are too high.

The best game in Michigan right now is Mega Millions but even that is getting wrecked because there are too many other games that are sucking money away from the goo... [ More ]

Reply #19

JKING — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 23:31:14 GMT

And you think it's for education. *L*

(how else do you pay for school administrators who earn more than your govenor)

Once upon a time.......

Reply #18

Coin Toss — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 23:11:26 GMT

Not a state, but for both Powerball and Mega Millions:

As our player base expands so does our matrix

Reply #17

dr65 — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 04:10:31 GMT

lmao sully..that's PA's slogan too...I've been playing 101

dr = idiot

I broke that habit, now it'll come up.

PA slogan:

All we need is 3 seconds flat to calculate everything everyone played for the current draw...then draw something else.

Reply #16

Hermanus104 — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:12:59 GMT

California: Paying Pari-Mutuel Since (whenever the CA Lottery started - I think it was 1986)!

Oregon: We have FOUR Pick-4 drawings a day, so we're better than you!

Texas: We're Like Chick-Fil-A, We Don't Draw on Sunday!

Tri-State: Three States, One Lottery.

West Virginia: 6 Pick 3 / Pick 4 Drawings a Week Since 1987

Reply #15

sully16 — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:55:43 GMT

oops retraction, my bad

not screwing you since 72

BUT SCREWING YOU SINCE WE WENT TO COMPUTORS.

Reply #14

sully16 — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:43:52 GMT

Micigan lotto

Been screwing you since 72.

Play 101 idiot , we took the zeros out.

Reply #13

Delta Draw — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:36:54 GMT

Great Adventure, now wish for a trip to Six Flags where the air doesn't smell like New York!

DD

Reply #12

rdgrnr — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:37:57 GMT

Your lucky numbers

Are coming to town

The Hell with the rent

Double Down

Reply #11

BobP — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:30:24 GMT

Losing lottery tickets, the frosting on your sh*t cake.

Reply #10

Coin Toss — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 03:18:14 GMT

Florida

More unclaimed winners than any other state

Reply #9

Guest — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 02:21:01 GMT

lmao

Reply #8

rdgrnr — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:09:56 GMT

North Dakota, Part Deux.

You'll win if we letcha, Ja Ubetcha

Reply #7

Coin Toss — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:48:36 GMT

North Dakota (especially Fargo, as in the movie)

Someone's gonna win, ja

Reply #6

bytheshore — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:33:40 GMT

All states:

You're not gonna win, but play anyway.

Reply #5

Miln$onthwy — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:55:42 GMT

Idaho: Buy Tickets We Offer.....Fill Up Our State Coffer

Reply #4

djklaugh — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:49:14 GMT

The more you buy, the more we win!

Keep buying them scratchers and lottery tickets, we need to fill the till!

Keep on guessing, and we'll keep you guessing!

Picture: attractive person with innocent looking face standing smiling and positioned so you can see hands behind the back with fingers crossed. Caption: Honest! Would we cheat you? No of course not

Reply #3

Coin Toss — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:34:16 GMT

Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota:

We've turned some hunyaks into millionaires!

Indiana:

Thanks for playing MUHAHAHA!

(Remember Losing Jeff's threads?)

Maine

Millions for Maine-i-acs

Delaware

Du Pont runs the lotto, too.

Reply #2

Delta Draw — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:17:20 GMT

It's really hard to beat those, especially # 4 TN. But here goes:

QP s: Think you re going to win? We re just getting the head in!

Don't be frown'n, Qp's are just crown'n!

Don't be a Schmuck, trim some Luck!

TN's my *itch, don't flip that switch!

Baby boomers are die'n, One last fry'n!

Let the State, pay your rate!

Trust us, so you don't bust us!

DD

Reply #1

rdgrnr — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:57:05 GMT

Tennessee:

Pay No Attention to the Lady Behind the Curtain!

Play More Quads! The Second One Could Come Today!

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun, Play Some Doubles Everyone!

You Could Be Rich If We Forget to Flip The Switch!

Jackpots from Rebecca are like Synagogues in Mecca

What states should have for lottery slogans

Coin Toss — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:21:08 GMT

So as noit to hijack Robmaster7's slogan thread I thought I'd start a separate one, kind of a Mad Magazine What they said and what they really meant type of thing, for fun.

Here's a couple for starters:

Illinois: Our 5 of 6 and 4 of 5 payouts are the pits!

Tenn: Thanks for having played those doubles. We needed to get the money for payouts from somewhere.