take winner press conference w/ a grain of salt.

Reply #21

dk1421 — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:41:51 GMT

I was just recently thinking about this, as I'm finally playing Cash 5, which is a smaller amount yet easier to win. When you win, they must publish your name and town on the website, but I realized what I'll say is The entire amount is going to pay some old medical bills. Which is not entirely a lie, but it will keep most people at bay knowing that the money is already gone.

Reply #20

C0w Pi3 — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 08:04:38 GMT

My press confrence will be.. oh wait, I don't have to have a press conference.

Although, I do wonder if I can get them to just say Lottery post .

Reply #19

Cupcake10 — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:49:53 GMT

If I won, well when I win, I will tell people I got my numbers from the Lottery Post. How you like that...

Reply #18

Coin Toss — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 23:01:59 GMT

Reply #17

joshuacloak — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:59:50 GMT

funny thing, i had my idea's on this one,

like name my trust, mexican investments inc trust, or whatever

hire some decent stand in, who lips are sealed acter

who is a mexican, ofc he be a husky guy wearing a sombrero hat, giant sun glass's, and a fake santa bread.

and do the press conference acting as if he sole winner

, where the lawyer telling media plz don't ask who the winner is, i let winner tell you hes story thro:

stand in comes on stand, hitting key story tellin... [ More ]

Reply #16

Coin Toss — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:19:24 GMT

A lottery omerta?

Do we have a zip it emotie

Reply #15

Raven62 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:41:54 GMT

What happened to Anonym: The Code of Silence...

Reply #14

sully16 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 13:24:25 GMT

You could tell them you got the code out of a newspaper. hehehehe

Reply #13

tiggs95 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:28:04 GMT

tiggs has really gave this some thought and decided he'd tell the world ridge runner gave tiggs the numbers for the big win...Then all the reporters would throw up thier pads and pencils in the air and say yeah right then walk out mad cause they would know they'd have big lie on thier hands and no story..tiggs took a shot...

Reply #12

Coin Toss — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 04:56:35 GMT

This is a neat thread, haymaker.

I think if I hit a jackpot and had to go to a press conference I'd create some outrageous explanation of how I picked the numbers, one that would hve everyone gettign their calculators out, or running out the next day to buy the XM291GX RNG available from the Sure Thing novelty company.

Might even use some of the members names here in some kind of coded statement.

Reply #11

Raven62 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:07:07 GMT

Hold the Press Conference: I'll have French Fries with my Salt

Reply #10

redhot7 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:50:56 GMT

Why not buying a Lamborghini and then crashing it just to piss people off

Reply #9

rdgrnr — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:03:11 GMT

You mean rasslin' is fake

Reply #8

tiggs95 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:34:58 GMT

The winners make up stories when they go on camera..Kinda like wrestling..Only a fool would believe them..right ridgey...

Reply #7

sully16 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:14:53 GMT

Roger that, My people will be in touch with your people,

Reply #6

rdgrnr — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:11:13 GMT

Don't give anything to the cat til you read the prospectus for my Chicken Soup in a Sponge idea, sully

Reply #5

sully16 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:52:08 GMT

I like that,

Reply #4

haymaker — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:47:29 GMT

way to funny.

how about, i just gave notice to my job and they asked me to recommend my replacement.

i recommended my supervisor.

Reply #3

collegem$ — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:46:09 GMT

Sully16

That's funny! LOL

Reply #2

sully16 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:39:46 GMT

What a great month I've been having, first I find gold while scuba diving, Then I found out I was inheriting a billion dollar empire, now 300 million in the lottery, I am making my will out today, I'm leaving everything to my Cat .

Reply #1

rdgrnr — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:14:16 GMT

I like that guy's sense of humor, just to piss people off LOL.

take winner press conference w/ a grain of salt.

haymaker — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 00:36:25 GMT

be skeptical about what people say when they win,i used to work with a guy that told me when they announce me the winner, i gonna say its the first ticket i bought in my life just to piss people off,he's been buyin tickets almost 40 years.