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A Golfer's Conundrum
A man was at the country club playing his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he rea...
Apr 7, 2008, 8:26 am - ochoop17

Couple Meets
A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over. It's only fair to warn you, Jody, Bill said, I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf. Well, since you're being honest, so will I. Jody said. I'm a hooker. I see. he said. Then, brightening, he smiled. It's probably because you're not keeping yo...
Jun 15, 2011, 11:23 am - ochoop17

Five Question Most Feared By Man
1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, al...
Jul 31, 2007, 8:27 am - ochoop17

Better call the Orkin man!
Mar-a-Lago has a serious mole problem . The good news it's not on the golf course....
Aug 11, 2022, 9:42 pm - Stack47

Trump's first month travel expenses cost taxpayers just less than what Obama spent in a year
Trump s first month travel expenses cost taxpayers just less than what Obama spent in a year Meanwhile, his budget proposal cuts programs for poor people. IT: AP Photo/Susan Walsh On Monday, President Trump returns to Washington DC from his private Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, where he s spent the last three w...
Feb 21, 2017, 12:16 am - LiLSpeedy

Golf Game...
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. Your Holiness, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths. The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?&...
Jun 24, 2015, 5:49 pm - emilyg

Foreign Policy in Art.
Great interpretation of barious the worst king's foreign policy (domestic also) by artist Jon McNaughton....
Mar 5, 2015, 8:45 pm - jarasan

Sequestration Causes White House to Increase Personal Vacations
Sequestration Causes White House to Increase Personal Vacations by Dave Jolly F Last week...
Apr 1, 2013, 2:50 pm - CajunWin4

Part of Gov. Palin's speech
It's about time our president stood up for America and condemned these Islamic extremists. I realize there must be a lot on his mind these days what with our economy's abysmal jobless numbers and Moody's new warning about yet another downgrade to our nation's credit rating due to the current administration's failure to come up with a credible deficit reduction plan. And, of course, he has a busy schedule with all those rounds of golf, softball interviews with the Pimp...
Sep 13, 2012, 11:09 am - emilyg

Golf at 90
Adam is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. That's it, he tells his wife. I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try. That...
Jan 24, 2012, 1:00 pm - emilyg