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If the wrong horse wins, it discredits the race
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/chris-wallace-if-ron-paul-wins-in-iowa-it-will-discredit-the-iowa-caucuses/ If this outfit ran a golf course, the balls wouldn't fly straight....
Dec 15, 2011, 6:57 pm - time*treat

I Missed
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, [censored], I missed. Surprised, the priest replied, Don?t use that kind of language or god will punish you. The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, I [censored] missed again. The priest overheard and replied, My son, please don?t use that language or god will punish you. The sailor took his third shot...
Apr 17, 2011, 11:39 am - ochoop17

"A Small Businessman's Urgent Plea to Obama: Please Play More Golf and Take More Vacations!
- A Small Businessman s Urgent Plea to Obama: Please Play More Golf and Take More Vacations! ........What we have is an incompetent Fed Chief, working for a Stepford-wife Vice President, working for a detached, golf-playing President, who bases his economic plans on the wisdom of Karl Marx. It is a deadly combination for the American economy. But are they useless idiot...
Sep 2, 2010, 11:18 pm - konane

How About This: Insurance if a company goes BANKCRUPT: Do they Have it..
The oil rig that fail in the golf of Mexico made me think of this...I dont know if it exist i am just mentioning it just if in case they dont have it...But companies are not the same...They got small, medium, large and Extra Large Companies...And you pay a premium every month... Again if it doesnt exist, if it does exist already then no problem.......
Apr 23, 2010, 2:36 pm - pumpi76

I can relate to this!
Arthur is 87 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement more than 20 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. That's it, he tells his wife. I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went. His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she...
Feb 27, 2009, 1:42 pm - justxploring

Mother Nature
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly, a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the...
Dec 22, 2008, 8:57 am - ochoop17

Clandestine Raffle:Could you Start it? Letter to embassy
The original title is: Clandestine Raffle:Could you Start it?: My letter to the embassy of Colombia, Nigeria, Afganistan, Thailandia Haiti.. The Major problems in this countries is the following: Colombia : Drug Lords/Cartels Nigeria : Known to have Swindlers Cartels.. Afganistan : Drug Lords/Cartels.. Thailand : Women Sex Slave Trade Child Pornography...
May 21, 2007, 11:25 pm - pumpi76

Perspectives...
Harry recently had a full medical check up. When he returned 3 weeks later after the exhaustive lab tests were complete, his doctor said he was doing fairly well for his age. Harry was obviously a little concerned about that comment and so asked his doctor Do you think I'll live to be 80, doctor? He replied, Well, do you smoke or drink beer? Oh no , Harry replied, I've neve...
Mar 14, 2007, 9:39 pm - pacattack05

Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?...
Oct 4, 2006, 1:29 pm - SirMetro

Tiger Woods And Stevie Wonder
Tiger Woods Stevie Wonder are in a bar... Tiger says Stevie, How's the singing career going? Stevie replies, Not too bad. How's the golf? Woods replies, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now. Stevie: I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to...
Jul 24, 2014, 11:02 am - CARBOB