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Guarantee In Life
One day a Madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. May I help you? she asked. I want to see Valerie, the man replied. Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, said the madam. No. I must see Valerie, he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man t...
May 8, 2012, 12:32 pm - ochoop17

Apple spends some of its $98B cash hoard
Apple spends some of its $98B cash hoard Computer maker to pay $2.65 a share quarterly and spend $10B buying up shares...
Mar 19, 2012, 9:19 am - LottoGuyBC

Stand for what you feel is right [updated with more]
http://www.polycarp.net/ excerpt; Polycarp was arrested on the charge of being a Christian -- a member of a politically dangerous cult whose rapid growth needed to be stopped. Amidst an angry mob, the Roman proconsul took pity on such a gentle old man and urged Polycarp to proclaim, Caesar is Lord . If only Polycarp would make this declaration and offer a small pinch of incense to Caesar's statue he w...
Mar 11, 2012, 2:04 pm - JAP69

Muslims Allowed to Attack People for Insulting Mohammad
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c7_1330192167 The Atheists of Central Pennsylvania decided to walk in the Mechanicsburg Halloween parade. There was a zombie Pope and a zombie Muhammed. On YouTube, you can catch a scary moment. It's dark and distorted, but a Muslim man comes off the c...
Feb 26, 2012, 7:54 pm - time*treat

Traffic Stop
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. The man says, Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack. Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample. I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'l...
Dec 23, 2011, 10:50 am - ochoop17

The Glory of Truth
The Glory of Truth Heavenletter #851 Published on: February 17, 2003 God said: On the subject of language, let's take the word understand . It describes your under...
Dec 3, 2011, 11:54 pm - topazz28

Love Rising
Love Rising Heavenletter #2231 Published on: January 3, 2007 God said: Sometimes great joy brings you great tear...
Nov 11, 2011, 7:02 pm - topazz28

*Breaking News* CNN Reports Former Libyan Leader Moammar Gadhafi Is Dead
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Oct 20, 2011, 8:59 am - Starr920

Scenes in a Play
Scenes in a Play Heavenletter #3971 Published on: October 9, 2011 God said: You were not invented. You were created. You were created with My full awareness. You blossomed before My very eyes. How beautiful is My creation. I created...
Oct 8, 2011, 9:10 pm - topazz28

Al Gore Goes Nuts!
1. Al Gore Goes Nuts in Aspen Speech Global warming crusader Al Gore lost his cool and dropped several s-bombs in a recent speech accusing climate change skeptics of manipulating the media. Addressing the Aspen Institute in...
Aug 14, 2011, 5:52 pm - rdgrnr