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The Test
This guy's wife asks, Honey, if I died would you remarry? He replies, Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I would. She says, If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house? He replies, We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, so I guess she would....
Jun 3, 2008, 8:32 am - ochoop17

Missed
A builder and a priest were out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately, the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he missed a shot he would shout, Sh*t, missed. The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder, the priest could hold his tongue no longer. Don't swear like that, he told his friend, or God will punish you. The builder apologized and the game continued. As soon as he missed a...
Apr 21, 2008, 7:42 am - ochoop17

Real Sport
A man is stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day, a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives on the island. She comes up to the man and says, How long has it been since you had a cigarette? Ten years! he answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, Man, oh man! Is that ever good!...
Apr 14, 2008, 8:20 am - ochoop17

The form of government i believe in...Hasn't been invented yet..
I like communism but only for China....what i like is a mixture of communism and democracy....The form of government i like hasn't been invented yet... If only democracy could erradicate poverty, stop bussiness greed, spend less on military (what i mean is be more efficient), feed everyone, clothe everyone, and stop excessive personal greed, don't allow too much freedom, too much freedom is not good, let everyone in your country be lean, don't allow too much class distinction, everyone'...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:23 pm - pumpi76

Mega Million Lottery Pool - Game 27
Mega Million Lottery Pool - Game 27 Today's Quote...
Sep 18, 2006, 12:35 pm - Michael E. Port

"Clinton aide says 9/11 film 'correct'
First this article and now another. Dates, times, witnesses who were present to win. Wow no wonder so much damage control. Dick Morris: Clinton Attack 'Outrageous' http://www.newsmax.com/archives/artic...
Sep 8, 2006, 7:30 pm - konane

Dozens of Double Voting Cases Sent to Police and...
SS OPINION CRIME ENTERTAINMENT...
Apr 21, 2024, 8:13 pm - eddessaknight

Don't know why-there's no sun in the sky-Stormy Daniels
People Dave Quinn Stormy Daniels Among...
Jan 19, 2018, 11:33 pm - LiLSpeedy

Clinton Foundation...
Hillary Clinton is a charitable politician, as long as the money makes it way back to herself. Last year, Bill and Hillary Clinton deducted $1,042,000 in charitable donations, but 96 percent or $1 million went to their own charity, the Clinton Foundation, according to the Daily Caller. Clinton released her tax forms on Friday in a move that is seen as a way to pressure Donald Trump to release his taxes. The GOP nominee has refused to re...
Aug 12, 2016, 9:50 pm - emilyg

Asked about race, Donald talks about his Narcissi self
Asked about race, Donald Trump gives the wrong answer...
Jul 13, 2016, 12:54 pm - LiLSpeedy