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Dreams are funny things. So are people. I have this thing that I will not check my powerball numbers for winners until the next morning. I have just noticed a trend. My dreams usually tell me during the night if I won anything or not. Today I took a nap and the dream I had could have been interpeted as a win for me. Anytime I see police lights (blue) going off, it means a win. Two state troopers were chasing me, one came an ace of hitting me. It actually passed me up and then turned b...
Jun 27, 2007, 11:49 pm - spy153

mega millions results
Mega Millions results: 16-24-41-43-54 mb 36 My results: on one line wb 54 mb 36 $$ on one line wb 54 on one line wb 54 I liked these numbers... they have a ring to them. Now, I just hope they play nice for powerball tonight....
May 9, 2007, 8:13 am - spy153

How Rubber Gloves are Made
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. Do you know how they make these gloves? he asked. No, I don't, she replied. Well, he spoofed, there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size. She...
Apr 30, 2007, 8:27 am - SirMetro

Guernsey Giggle
A funny story I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitor's had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left. But somehow, I managed to get lost on my way out. Desperate for directions to the exit, I noticed some men wearing orange jumpsuits. Mistaking them for workmen, I called out to one of them-- a no-neck, barrel-chested man. Sir, I said, I need to get o...
Mar 30, 2007, 7:04 pm - Elizabeth03

One Man's Lottery Fear
This is really funny. I somehow came across it when googling for lottery information. You might need to scroll up or down to his story on my biggest fear. Actually, I find the entire web site amusing. (Checkout the personal hygiene items in his Feb archives! This is a joke, right?) I once had a manager who was obsessed with Hello Kitty. She was in her early 30s and decorated her office in pink with Hello Kitty items. That's w...
Mar 27, 2007, 11:31 am - justxploring

Fox News Show
I am not a traitor - honestly! However, I was channel surfing on Sunday and found a real gem. It's called the 1/2 hour News Hour. Even the most liberal Democrat can't deny it's very funny and well-written. I laughed out loud during the entire show. I loved the ACLU ads. Really a riot. You can view a portion of the show on. http://www.foxnews.com/specials/...
Mar 13, 2007, 2:02 am - justxploring

powerball thoughts
This is my first blog, so starting off, I think I'll say wht i did, rather than, what I'm going to do, so....... what I did: I played $3 dollars - I put 35 and 54 in every play next: 16 18 and 19 , in seperate plays, then, 44 45 46. with the 35 and 54 Then hit the quick-pick box, for the rest, thinking the computer would be my friend. So 16 was the only good pick, I noticed that 42...
Feb 12, 2007, 4:35 pm - x1kosmic

dazed confused
a funny thing happen yesterday. i decided to play 10 numbers in mid3 in mich.i went down and played 10 dollars in the boxes to test my 3dight run down from 2006,using sun mid. the draw came out 890. i looked at my ticket.i have a winner. today i go to cash it in,only to find i did not play it before the cut off time.i played at12;48.not realizing that i miss the cut off.i had already thrown away the other tickets. so i came home to dig thru the trash because their good for tue draw now,...
Jan 30, 2007, 10:30 am - bud1

"Spiders on Drugs
Mulled this over a few days before deciding to post. Found it funny, still do but I have a 'Gary Larson' sense of humor which some may not appreciate. Anyway this video is NOT PC, contains something OFFENSIVE to EVERYONE so if you're looking to get offended you've found heaven one click away. For you real people, enjoy!!!...
Jan 15, 2007, 11:03 am - konane

lotto purchases today
nothing to report but a long flight and 1 26 drawing powerball ticket. i can't afford the powerplay so i got me a plain jane ticket. funny i was wondering how i was going to get another ticket that would take me past december and things just change without you know it. i got my nebraska ticket and now a PA ticket. just one more ticket to keep me from driving to oregon. the state of oregon is a lovely state but their powerball rules suck. oh their loss and another state's gain. mr...
Oct 27, 2006, 2:01 pm - starchild_45