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Xmas Story
Xmas Story Twas the night before Xmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list....
Dec 21, 2007, 12:38 pm - muddywaters

Feeling bad Lately...
Lately i haven't been feeling that good...For the past week i've had a terrible headache...Is in my occipital part of the head right behind my right ear...It feels like a needle is pinching my skull from the inside out...And the thing is that it hurts specially when i worry...Just watching CNN worries me...And News, country's soccer matches and cartoons is the ONLY thing i watch on TV...Everything else on TV is borring to me... Like 3 days ago my neighboor died...A vein pop in his...
Oct 30, 2007, 2:02 am - pumpi76

Insomnia
It's one of those nights. It's nearly 3:00 a.m. and I'm wide awake. Myu-myu, my kitty (the former Miss Yow Ling) is keeping me company. Funny this little kitty - she sleeps when I sleep; eats when I eat; goes to her litterbox when I go to the bathroom; follows me around the house... I was reading an article, Shoot to the Stars by Donald Trump. Reminds me of what my Dad used to say, while looking at me in all seriousness and p...
Oct 26, 2007, 6:04 am - csfb

Musharraf rejects US strikes in Pakistan...
Musharraf rejects US strikes in Pakistan... Today i read the titled of a Yahoo.com news: Musharraf rejects US strikes in Pakistan .... At yahoo.com: http://news.ya...
Aug 7, 2007, 6:29 pm - pumpi76

desperado (lyrics)
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy She'll beat you if she's able You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones...
Jun 23, 2007, 5:27 am - LOTTOMIKE

Power Ball... whoops
Instead of my usual four or five plays and say yes to powerplay, I went with ten plays and said no, for the first time in two months. Heres what happened On the first five play ticket: 10 and 25 together, 10 and 41 together, 25 and 41 together, 41 by itself,...
Jun 11, 2007, 8:34 am - x1kosmic

The Green Lizard....etc
Over here in The Bahamas we have these funny things right: 1. If you spot a green lizard in your room either you or someone you know is pregnant....
May 16, 2007, 11:45 am - chippie

I Already Paid
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed $4. But I paid, don't you remember? said the customer. Okay, said the bartender. If you say you paid, you did. The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn't keep track of his customers' bills. The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came t...
May 16, 2007, 8:08 am - ochoop17

Old Win98SE Pc, almost time to put it away.
That is a captured view of my Pc's desktop with that open window on top. As you can see, my very old internet Pc has Win98SE in it and my hardrive has very many partitions in it. Also has very little Ram Memory only 128MB, it shows only 127 for some reason. This Pc is only 533 MegaHertz or whatever fast, in other words is very very slow. Besides this antique of a computer I have a new-one witth WinXP in it that is fast, a little over 3 GH of speed, so it is about...
Apr 20, 2007, 4:54 am - LANTERN

powerball and a simple mind
Well I guess all the Mega-Fever is dying down, a little. I'm on hold for the mail man for a few days on that deal, I guess. Anyway.... let's play powerball and get everything back to normal. UUUmmm.....let's look at 20 and 22, in the white balls fromm the last few drawings. Really funny numbers- they can 'sleep' for months on end, but when they 'wake-up', they'll roll fairly good for a few draws. I'll probably, mabey go with them tonight, mabey...
Mar 7, 2007, 4:11 pm - x1kosmic