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Market Collapse Disorder, this ain't your Grandpa's Crash anymore.
All the events to make it happen are in place. There's been a lot of comparison to the past, but this will most definitely not be like anything you've ever seen before. It's been funny as all get out watching and reading articles screaming, Crash! , No Crash! , Keep Investing! , No, Don't Invest! , lame... Folks, just sit back and watch the Biggest Investment Implosion in Human History....
May 16, 2014, 2:11 pm - JADELottery

Senior Moments...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ' Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear? Mabel answered, I have a suppository in my ear? She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing....
Feb 8, 2013, 10:35 pm - emilyg

OMG, funny, funny...!
South Florida Firehouse Draws Investigation After Using Obama Toilet Paper Posted: 11/02/2012 12:12 pm EDT Updated: 11/02/2012 12:23 pm EDT...
Nov 2, 2012, 10:13 pm - MADDOG10

BusterBrat Is Home...
I just picked up my BusterKitty's remains....he is finally home again. When the vet technician handed me the box I felt something holy and spiritual....I wasn't really expecting that. Thought it was kind of funny how he went to the back room and brought me a cardboard box. He was very hush hush about it and had me sign my name on a paper. Isn't that typical of us Americans? Always quiet about deat...
Oct 27, 2012, 1:22 pm - lottolaughs

It Has Been A Long Time Since I Posted A Winner...
I have really been busy out here with all my extra chores, which are quite a few. The great thing is that I played some tickets today: 4 Cash5s, a couple of Pick3s, and lo and behold one of my Pick3s hit a box. Am I happy? Yes, of course. Every win is good in my book. The funny thing is that I hadn't played anything in the longest time--I must have a good little voice telling me when it's time to go play for a hit, or something. I consider it good karma. I hope this voice would&nbsp...
Aug 21, 2012, 12:51 am - AmuzingP3s

Cracking the code
I am determined that part of the lottery code is out there for the cracking. Variables I take into consideration are anything from order of the numbers drawn to temperature and humidity in the room where a drawing takes place. Do things like phase of the moon and/or solar flares have a minor but just enough to throw you off affect on your workouts? It is very frustrating to the point where I keep looking for patterns. Many people here swear by patterns, and from time t...
Aug 14, 2012, 2:17 pm - mystical parrot

Hatfields & McCoys
Great new mini-series that started last night. I believe it continues tonight and tomorrow night. Funny how some of the characters remind me of people I know around here. If you like old historical type movies of the old days, check it out, you'll like it. On the History Channel....
May 29, 2012, 10:55 am - rdgrnr

Dont be afraid to check the trash for scratchies.
People may give you funny looks, you might feel embarrassed and you most certainly will get something gross on your hands(so bring sanitizer) but the payoff could be huge. I became interested in this hobby I'll call it when I read a story about a guy finding a million dollar texas holdem ticket in the trash outside of a White hen pantry. I became further enamored with the idea when I realized there are many tickets which offer a 2nd chance drawing. Most people like myself at...
Apr 25, 2012, 4:06 pm - Bigheadnick

Martin Takes The Bait ?
Martin arrived at Sunday school late. Miss Walter, his teacher, knew that Martin was usually very punctual so she asked him if anything was wrong. Martin replied no, that he had been going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church. Miss Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if his d...
Mar 11, 2012, 10:42 am - ochoop17

I thought you were her
I thought you were her A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her. Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk! she screamed. Funny, he muttered, you even s...
Jun 23, 2011, 2:51 pm - ochoop17