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Cash that smells like pot equals probable cause
Did you see the news about the guy in, I think, Wis, who deposited $4000 in the bank and when a teller handled the money and smelled something funny ended up calling police who ended up going to the guy's house, finding a bag of pot and arresting him? This bothers me on several levels. I read an article once about random fore...
Mar 26, 2008, 5:11 am - Jake

The U.S and the War in Irak...
The U.S needs to pull out out of Irak...Look i was in favor of the war but after i saw HOW MUCH money the U.S is in debt, it needs to pull out out of Irak... And the U.S needs to stop telling the world, everything they invent in the discovery/History channel... Something that makes me mad is that i don't see Al Maliki (prime minister of Irak), or Irak doing something about the Irak war, they are sitting down there like they love this crap, just watching the whole show...Irak is th...
Mar 16, 2008, 10:04 pm - pumpi76

Wanna Make Money? Invent this !
- I would love it if someone would invent a bra that didn't cut me in half. Why do they assume women with big breasts are small built in their upper frame? I have the classic V figure. Traditional bras are murder on me. I don't think I have ever seen a woman who's big breasted that were real and had a small upper body frame. Naturally big breasted women tend to be athletic and have beautiful faces with smaller hips....
Jan 13, 2008, 2:51 pm - spy153

Roadwrench
09/22/2007 Sorry for not being on the blog all week but I had and still have a lot of personal issues on my plate, but I wanted to stop by and update everyone on the numbers. Tuff week here with the numbers.. I got...
Sep 22, 2007, 4:02 am - roadwrench

You're not a monk.
A man is driving down the road and he breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes o...
Sep 5, 2007, 11:42 pm - Coin Toss

How to make some Serious Cash in Panama & Central America...
I think this is a great deal...YOu can start this bussiness and make serious cash...I've been studying/reading Classified Personals like True.com, Love.com, AdultFriendfinder.com, Yahoo.com Personals, etc, etc....And guess what? Here in Panama they don't have one...You could start one that is indigenous of Panama, that is for Panama only...And all the Classifieds Personals that they got out there they all charge you AT LEAST 30 DOLLARS A MONTH...Why not move to Panama create one and charge 10...
Aug 28, 2007, 6:44 pm - pumpi76

You know your a real Motorcycle Lady if
You know your a real Motorcycle Lady if You have broken a nail on your clutch or front brake handle. The only perfume you smell like is eau de exhuast. You figured out how to apply lip gloss without taking off your helmet. You take the windswept hair look to a level never seen before. You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding. You have tan lines in funny places where you never had them before. You have...
Jun 15, 2007, 11:04 am - SirMetro

Erectile Dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction, sometimes called impotence, is the repeated inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse. The word impotence may also be used to describe other problems that interfere with sexual intercourse and reproduction, such as lack of sexual desire and problems with ejaculation or orgasm. Using the term erectile dysfunction makes it clear that those other problems are not involved. Erectile dysfunction, or ED, can be a tota...
Apr 6, 2007, 11:33 pm - LOTTOMIKE

Bill Gates vs. General Motors
(this is an old item that is still funny to me today) For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon. In response to Bill's co...
Mar 6, 2007, 9:17 am - SirMetro

Deja Vu all over again, Yogi
We've all been enthralled with prophets through the ages. Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce are my favorites. But there's a new boy on the block and he's not a prophet per se, but an author. Good old George Orwell wrote a book in 1949 entitled 1984 which I'm sure most of you have read. 50 years later his prophecy is coming to pass. Sure, this subject has come up a lot lately. Many people are making comparisons of George Orwell's police state and...
Oct 6, 2006, 5:35 pm - Rick G