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"Headlines from the Year 2029!"
From Neal Boortz. OK ... so the jet lag has me pretty good this morning, so I'm going to fill in some space here with Headlines from the Year 2029! sent to me by a listener. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spo...
Jul 17, 2006, 9:20 am - konane

Chistmas Eve Eve Eve
I am so glad I'm almost done with putting out fires, dealing with bueracracies, paper trails and year end loose ends. I'm starting to think about Christmas. Since I don't seem to have any invitations so far, I got an idea today of something to do. I could dress up tomarrow and take cards and candy canes over to the VA hospital and visit and pass them out! Years ago, well high school actually, I signed up to be a CandyStriper at a senior 's hospital. I took the classes and bo...
Dec 22, 2005, 10:03 pm - TigerAngel

"Funny about Money"
If you're looking for something to be offended about don't go to this site. However if you're looking for good political cartoons with commentary (click the picture) then by all means have a good laugh because he has quite a library. Funny about Money...
Nov 16, 2005, 1:34 pm - konane

Home
Home - two days late. Reasons for same would be a long explanation and funny - if it hadn't happened to me. Oh, well, I got some good rest between disasters. Have yet to sift through Email to find out when I can get back to the lottery page update. FedEx delivered a new...
Oct 8, 2005, 12:57 am - johnph77

Exploding Toads!
You will get a kick out of this. Exploding Toads!!! I found this funny....
Apr 25, 2005, 2:11 am - DoctorEw220

My God I Called It....
Hey Self---Self, wake your half-watt up! "What's your problem, bro?" I called it, I really did and all by myself without your wit to boot!!! "You did what?" "Come on bud, you bothered me so now come clean." Well, if you want to be that way, you don't need to know! "Oh, come on now what is going on?" asked Self again. Man this is like the jis before the explosion; like using Viagra for a little fun; like...."Cut with the crap already," said Self. "Ok...
Apr 6, 2005, 1:37 pm - Teufellj

My Grandsons
Well, we shall see if this works...........I am going to try and put a pix on here...........if it doesn't show right, there are pictures on my home page........... IMG style=WIDTH: 121px; HEIGHT: 96px height=96 src= http://home.comcast.net/~sandyk647/wsb/media/610799/site1015_t.jpg"> This is Zach........4 months old....I think he his the cutest dang kid........
Dec 8, 2004, 10:17 am - Sandy K

The Ducks Go Quack...
Is this how to play a gamblers game...Quack, Quack, Quack...? (Those of this forum that are...sudo, neo, sorta maybe, wannabe and real life having experience with farm animals, will know what I am referring to) and for some that don't have a clue---ducks clump together when they go on a stroll or sit and gab amongst themselves (quacking up a storm). Come a freebe meal, it's every duck for himself. When it's time to...
Nov 9, 2004, 11:45 pm - Teufellj

Your Luck Just Drove By!
I was asittin here talkin w/myself when a funny (to us) thought crossed our train of reasoning. Can you imagine just how many autos are running the roads day and night? Imagine one driver per car. Each car has to have one or two license plates assigned to a particular owner or a fleet leasing agency which will mean, more autos and more license plates. Each owner has a birthday, even the car has one. A license pl...
Aug 19, 2004, 11:08 pm - Teufellj

Short Item
Hmmm.. my car is doing weird things... I just noticed it. Although my brakes work fine, I've been noticing that every so often, I hear light popping sounds when I use it, or let go of it to use the accelerator. I don't know what that is, but I will take it to the dealership garage to have it checked out... For that matter, my tires are balding, and I *really* need to wash my car; all the travelling I did really did something and I should get around to this sorta stuff. (and next...
Jul 8, 2004, 8:21 am - Mana