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Special Bulletin From the Pentagon
Special Bulletin From the Pentagon The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man Elite fighting unit called: THE UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES...
Aug 21, 2007, 12:57 pm - SirMetro

Broken Heart
A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is. He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizon...
Aug 1, 2007, 8:14 am - ochoop17

George W. Bush Is One Tough Hombre
Tough enough to execute Karla Fay Tucker-- and then laugh about it. Tough enough to sign a death warrant for a man whose lawyer slept through the trial...and then snicker when asked about it in a debate. Even tough enough to execute a great-grandmother who murdered her husband --after he abused her. Mr. Bush is tough enough to invade a country that was no risk to America, causing tens of thousands of civillian deaths and shedding precious American bl...
Jul 4, 2007, 1:45 pm - emilyg

Going away for a while.
I'm going away for a while. Part of last week and this week I've been battling pneumonia. Thursday night I nearly suffocated to death from a related inflammation of my vocal cords. In retrospect, hurrah! I almost met the entity God and truly found out if I was right about the Instum and the Continuum; the Combinatorics going on inside atomic particles. Anyway, this little problem has put a kink in my JADE LSG plans, is bad, but I have to tend to other matters. Family comes first and I love th...
Jun 30, 2007, 6:17 pm - JADELottery

101 Year Old Woman Mugged
By now most of you have read about the 101 year old woman who was attacked while reaching for the keys to her apartment. Then the same man beat up an 85 year old woman with Parkinson's Disease and took her engagement ring, a precious gift from her late husband. I heard a lawyer on TV say this man is obviously mentally ill. Sure he is. Just the way a man who rapes a little girl and buries her alive is crazy. So what? Should I feel sorry for...
Mar 18, 2007, 2:16 pm - justxploring

Poor Baby Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was and she said to her husband, It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning? He says, OK, Get in the car with it. The wife says, Where shall I put it to get it warm? He says, &...
Feb 16, 2007, 9:59 pm - SirMetro

First readings Person # 2 More tomorrow
Personal Astrology Reading Person # 2 30 December 1966 18:00 (GMT+05:30) New Delhi, India (28n36 77e12) I. Person, their will, relation to life, reaction to an environment The First House is the House of the Self, symbolizing your personality, disposition, and the image of yourself which you project to the world. It gives you a general picture of your nature and the goals you have in life. The Natural Ruler (or corresponding zodiac sign) of the First H...
Dec 1, 2006, 4:18 am - EXCALIBUR

If the World only had 100 People
THE WHOLE WORLD AS 100 PEOPLE Shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this: There would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere(north south) 8 Africans 52 would be female 48 would be male 70 would be non white, 30 white 70 would be non Christian, 30 would be Christian 89 would be heterosexual, 11 homosex...
Nov 1, 2006, 5:04 pm - SirMetro

Hush Little Baby, No More Lullabies
I remember singing lullabies to crying babies to comfort them. Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass. And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat. And if that billy goat won't pull, Mama's gonna buy you a...
Oct 14, 2006, 1:07 am - justxploring

Cyrano de Bergerac
Evening to you: Finished the re-read of Cyrano de Bergerac . I forget between those readings what a sweet piece of work it is. It's it's good mind-food. If you prefer, a fine movie was made of it in the '50s.... might still be available somewhere. Jose Farrar starred in it as I recall. Cyrano, a man blessed with the heart of a poet, the courage, pride, physical prowess of a great warrior. A man...
Aug 28, 2006, 11:32 pm - Rip Snorter