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"Having Money
Don't believe her first book mentioned winning the lottery, but this is from the latest copyright. ....... You may be hoping that your wealth will come from winning a lottery. To win, be ready to receive the money. While many of you hope to win, you don t truly expect to win. People who win are committed to winning, and have dealt with their...
Feb 3, 2008, 9:16 pm - konane

"Which Reality Do You Choose to Participate In?
Which Reality Do You Choose to Participate In? By Sharon Warren Source: DreamManifesto Sometimes we hear people say, I can't afford this, or It's too expensive, which of course then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy of limitation. Remember to hold only the thoughts and vibrations that reflect the world you choose to participate in. The Universe is always ready when you are ready...
Jan 24, 2008, 11:21 am - konane

2 Iron
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole, 300 yards right down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a tree and bounced back straight at him. It hit him in the temple and killed him. He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big book and said, I see you were a...
Jan 7, 2008, 8:24 am - ochoop17

Are You Talking To Me ?
Are you talking to me? At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isn't it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case? The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this c...
Nov 23, 2007, 9:36 am - ochoop17

A Drop in Salary Perhap
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied I'm going to Las Vegas. He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free . He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and...
Oct 6, 2007, 1:52 pm - ochoop17

A couple of Shots
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, What's the matter? The man says, I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend. The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, What's wrong this time? The man says, I f...
Oct 5, 2007, 8:47 am - ochoop17

Magic Squares
From the book Signs Symbols Omens by Raymond Buckland 4 9 2 8 1 7 3 5 6 Square of Saturn 4 14 15 1 9 17 6 12 5 11 10 8 16 2 3 13 Square of Jupiter...
Sep 4, 2007, 12:57 am - Coin Toss

Threesome
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:...
Aug 23, 2007, 8:12 am - ochoop17

Best Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night. She said, Aye, what was your toast? John said, Here's to spending the rest o...
Aug 22, 2007, 8:00 am - ochoop17

Divorce
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her, and then hangs up. The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news. She calls her father and yells, Y...
Aug 21, 2007, 8:08 am - ochoop17