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Coming Out
A young woman decided to come out of the closet. Nervously, she decided to approach her mother and found her in the kitchen where she was stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Gathering up courage, she decided to blurt it out. Mom, I'm gay! The mither carried on stirring the stew without looking up. You mean lesbian? Uh, yeah....
Jul 6, 2007, 7:37 am - ochoop17

Job Interview
A man went for a job with a major company. I'm looking for a job as a consultant, he said. The employer said: No, sorry. We already have enough consultants. Ok, well, with my experience, I could be an adviser. No, we've got more then we can use already. The applicant was becoming increaslingly desperate. Look, I'm...
Jul 5, 2007, 7:27 am - ochoop17

Work
Halfway point of the first phase reached, retrofitting well underway, going well, less time involved than originally anticipated. Guarded optimism. When the retro is complete the printed output I have on hand will be discarded and redone - about 140 pages of 4 point results will go through the printer. I feel like I'm writing a book, and that may be the c...
Jun 30, 2007, 3:12 am - johnph77

My Pain Bear
I Take so much regular meds i stop taking so many newly prescribed pain killers so i decided i woud do something different; a wonderful Teacher giving a yard sale gave me a beautiful bear,when i first saw this bear i knew somehow it would give me comfort especially on the days i feel pain,you see when you have nerve damage it does not matter if you are on pain meds the pain seems to break through on occassi...
Apr 29, 2007, 12:20 am - delores247

MS Access for PowerBall
Ahh the challenges of designing a database. After much thinking and a quick review of the Designing a database book I used to study for my MCDBA, I have come to the realization that my entire suite of excel workbooks can be reduced to 2 tables and a few carefully crafted queries... Added bonuses, 1) new filters can be added as easily as dropping in a new query. 2) once complete, a few minor changes can be made to convert to any game 3) I can backtest...
Feb 27, 2007, 5:57 am - hypersoniq

Did not see this before
I was doubling up my numbers list for wheels and noticed something. Did any one else see it. does it mean any thing. I do not know. 024__ 0 2 -0 4 -24 13____ 1 - 3 579__...
Feb 11, 2007, 10:41 pm - JAP69

President T. Roosevelt ~ Being an American
What if President Bush had adopted, word for word, the immortal words left behind by President Theodore Roosevelt (a few of my favorite listed below and can be found here at this website http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/TR%20Web%20Book/TR_CD_to_HTML01.html ). If one takes the time to actually read the words left behind by President T. Rooseve...
Jan 27, 2007, 12:47 pm - SirMetro

Liberty
The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. W.E.B DuBois Repression of your will and desire are the cornerstones of stress. When you believe or are led to believe you are una...
Jan 23, 2007, 5:06 am - cashinn

Silence
Silence is also speech FULFULDE Proverb Silence is a great communicator. We need silence in our lives to think, to work, to create, and to rest.&...
Jan 12, 2007, 3:17 pm - cashinn

My Personal Web Site
Hello everyone, For my New Year's resolution I decided to expand my horizons and try to build a web site. I got an early start 3 weeks ago when I had time off for the holidays. I have included all the charts I posted here and added one state for symmetry. I will be adding all kinds of new things to the site as I learn how to do them. The site is best viewed with a 1024x768 display or better. Be sur...
Jan 6, 2007, 3:21 am - Dead_Aim