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Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?...
Oct 4, 2006, 1:29 pm - SirMetro

"Hail to the Chief
From Powerlineblog.com ..... if you remember I've never thought Pres. Bush was dumb. Hail to the Chief I had the opportunity this afternoon to be part of a relatively small group who heard President Bush talk, extemporaneously, for around forty...
Aug 26, 2006, 8:02 pm - konane

internet gambling bills
Three bills aiming to "prohibit" Internet gambling are now winding their way through Congress. Internet gambling is already prohibited, at least in most forms. The companies that operate casino, sports betting, and poker websites are all based offshore, and most of their executives risk arrest if they ever step foot on American soil. But web-based gambling is still a $12 billion industry. And so just as has happened every other time our government has attempted to ban v...
May 18, 2006, 6:24 am - LOTTOMIKE

Cadillac Cowgirl
I've got two Caddys -- an old '91. The other a 2004. The old one is dear to my heart. When I was without a pickup, I've loaded cattle feed in the trunk and braved the snow-packed pastures to feed the hungry herd. Taken injured dogs to the vet on the leather-covered seats, pulled a trailer full of calves to the sale barn, then cleaned her up and squired the clients around with no one the wiser. She's tough and beautiful. What a...
Nov 11, 2005, 12:13 pm - cowgirlpoet

Joke of the day
The current World situation.. Just joking.......I flew in this morning, and my arms were sooooo tired!....... A funny thing happened on the way to the show..... Sad...but true! There is good news though.... I just saved a bunch of money, by switching to Geico! Yahoooooooooo...
Sep 29, 2005, 3:07 am - pacattack05

Bush Plans to Make Newspaper Publishing Illegal
Found the following article by Bernie Pyle. It's clearly written with tongue-firmly in-cheek, but the point that I see Pyle making, is, in my opinion, closer to the truth than most of us voters here in the United States will allow themselves to believe. Sorry, I have no interest in getting into a discussion of this here. It's only being presented here as something that I considered funny,...
Jan 18, 2005, 5:22 pm - Peach3 $treet

Glen Campbell "RIP"
The North Koreans have a very strong death wish, it seems like. They might all get wiped out -------------- KingsMan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXB6slJSbL4 https://www.youtube.c...
Aug 9, 2017, 3:59 pm - MonEl

Meta needs to be broken up the monopoly is too powerfull
I believe a lot of the divisivness in the country started when Facebook became popular. After all they originally were set up to vote for the hottest people on college campuses. Thereby dividing people in to the hotties and the ugos. The divisivness carryed over to when they opened it up to everyone. Well, I have never had a Facebook account ever in my entire life so I decided to sign up for one and see...
Oct 27, 2024, 9:37 pm - Think

It's Been a while.
Do you ever Stop and Think about What You are Doing. Do you have a Plan or a Strategy to Ride to a Jackpot? Before I joined LP, I had already broken down the California Super Lotto Plus and Fantasy 5 into elemental thins like hits and skips. In the 7.5 Years that I have been o...
Jan 15, 2023, 2:28 pm - AllenB

Colon Clipart
I have quite a few graphics discs I have purchased since I first bought a computer and also once belonged to an alt.binar...
Dec 30, 2018, 12:16 pm - mikeintexas