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I Ask the Question: Who the Hell Was??
i wasnt going to post any blog today but not to waste the post i am posting this one... You look at the history of mankind and the 3 billion years he is going to spend here and you ask the question.... WHO THE HELL WAS SATAN...WHAT DID SATAN DID THAT WAS SO HENOUS SO DISGUSTING...All i can think of is that he must have killed a: UNIVERSE FULL OF BABIES...IS ALL I CAN THINK OF... What got God so pissed..A simple i am better than you wouldnt have made it...Theres g...
Jul 8, 2011, 10:56 pm - pumpi76

Father arrested after daughter turns him in for pot
Father arrested after daughter turns him in for pot Tuesday, June 28, 2011 11:29 a.m. MDT Pat Reavy Deseret News COTTONWOOD HEIGHTS Two teens apparently fed up with their father's marijuana smoking called police Monday to hand over his bag of weed. The children, a 15-year-old boy and 13-year-old girl, were visiting their father w...
Jun 29, 2011, 9:09 am - truesee

The Lotto Needs to be Replaced: The Movie the Minority Report: ...
This case needs to go to the Supreme Court is very Controversial...Here is the thing...You already heard me tell you that if you crack the lotto you might be able to see or predict when someone will die in Anticipation just like the Movie the minority report... Tell me what happens if you could see when someone will die in anticipation...Well what happens, is that a good portion of deaths is done as crime/homicide, so is like the same if you could tell when someone lies...It will ma...
May 4, 2011, 2:24 pm - pumpi76

It's funny
How many times in life have you looked over at someone or something and it reminded you of someone or something else? I had the opportunity today to do ust that! As I awoke listening to the ocean this morning, I love Puerto Vallarta, I heard a voice whisper Seahorse. I got dressed went to the spa, talked to the owners, had breakfast and then decided to take a city tour. On the tour, the guide says, we will be going into town and the drop off point w...
Apr 10, 2011, 4:40 pm - WILLWRK4NUMBERS

545 reasons.
From an e-mail: Subject: The last column of a retiring columnist, which sure opens your eyes. Taxed By Politicians Charlie Reese's final column: A very interesting column. Be sure to Read the Poem at the end. Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinal... Charley Reese is retiring. His last column is this one. Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. Be sure to read the Tax List at the end....
Feb 19, 2011, 9:04 pm - jarasan

Liberals argue whether the president is an atheist
DECKER: Obama's fake Christianity? Liberals argue whether the president is an atheist Brett M. Decker-The Washington Times8:34 p.m., Saturday, February 12, 2011...
Feb 14, 2011, 6:16 am - truesee

There Needs to be a type of Continental lotto: Before the Planet Stops Spinning...
There Needs to be a type of Continental lotto....Before the Planet Stops Spinning...What am i talking about????Tallking about a Continental Sex Lotto...whether is a continental Sex Pick2 i dont know... Dude remember when i say that if a human is half human half a person that means that there is: 4 billion animals and 4 billion humans...Well MAYBE YOU CAN NOT COUNT...4 BILLION ANIMALS IS 4 BILLION ANIMALS, EXCEPT THAT IS NOT 4 BILLION BUT 8 BILLION... Dude, there are COUNTR...
Feb 10, 2011, 12:49 am - pumpi76

Random Thoughts...Awww
7181. Is the number I heard when I was awakened this morning. I'm just going to write some random thoughts I've been thinking about lately: I was talking to someone on LP, I think a week ago. I went to look up my name here on LP and rolled over my name. At the bottom of the screen it said https://lotterypost.com/member 80780. I automatically thought Hey that's my member# And because...
Feb 9, 2011, 10:47 am - WILLWRK4NUMBERS

What do you count an "Ace"
Well, I picked up my playing cards this morning and as I did, they spoke to me. What do you consider an Ace is what they asked. Funny, depending on the games I've played an Ace could be considered a 1 an 11 (2), 15 (6) or a 20. Normally I had been looking at Aces as the number 1 but with the shift of this new year and the enlightenment of my spirit I'm inclined to look at the Ace as...
Jan 14, 2011, 3:18 am - WILLWRK4NUMBERS

Finally moving to California
I just called my sister in California, and she got an apartment of her own. She's gonna let me live there for a few months until I get situated. This won't happen until June of next year, but I'm so happy it's not even funny. I hate Southwest Florida so much. I've been here for 11 years and tried t...
Dec 8, 2010, 7:41 pm - joker17