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Grandma buys A Bumper Sticker
Grandma writes: The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a Honk if you really love Jesus bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of...
Mar 9, 2008, 10:17 am - ochoop17

Definition of words by gender
Definition of words by gender THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before sudd...
Mar 4, 2008, 8:38 am - ochoop17

Dead or alive, Malaysia voters among world's oldest
Dead or alive, Malaysia voters among world's oldest KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia has found nearly 9,000 people aged more than 100 on its electoral rolls as it heads for general elections next month, raising suspicions that the books are "contaminated" with dead voters. The Election Commission has found the names of 8,666 registered voters with birth dates from a century or more ago, the New Straits Times said on Friday, quoting commission secretary K...
Mar 2, 2008, 10:32 am - angelm

"Obama Hits Clinton on NAFTA Support
You can draw your own conclusion about NAFTA, but I concur with Ross Perot who said its passage would create that great sucking sound drawing businesses south of the border and it is part and parcel of the US losing its sovereignty to the North American Union which is taking place as we speak. Business leaving the US, illegal aliens invading ..... CFR must be really proud. Obama Hits Clinton on NAFTA Support...
Feb 24, 2008, 7:30 pm - konane

Really Good Deed
Really Good Deed This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, You know, I can't see that you did lots...
Feb 24, 2008, 2:04 pm - ochoop17

Anyone into follow ups today?
If the answer is yes, I have some for ya! 2/10/2008 Miami (3-Ball, FL) 112...
Feb 11, 2008, 9:23 am - chippie

The Morning After
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him....
Oct 9, 2007, 8:19 am - ochoop17

Doing A Good Deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad. Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad. Did he do any good deeds? Help his...
Oct 7, 2007, 9:04 am - ochoop17

Another step towards the jackpot.
I posted a blog a few days ago, explaining that I repeatedly got the feeling that my Pick 5/Pick 6 system just can't get any better, and that it has reached it's peak, only to come across yet another algorithm that takes my system yet another huge step forward. I thought this deserved it's own blog entry because last night I was skimming through past results like I usually do when I try to find more algorithms to put into my program, and I saw 2 different set characteristics that I ha...
Sep 16, 2007, 2:55 pm - Guru101

Honor
Recently, a Bill Moyer s interview with a remarkable woman aired. At this stage in my life, I thought I had grown passed looking at someone and seeing a hero, not so. The interview was with a remarkable woman named Grace Lee Jones. Not since I watched Congresswoman Barbara Jordan of Texas give the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in 1976 had I been so inspired....
Sep 11, 2007, 2:48 am - cashinn