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The Five Best Quotes In Pics From The Republican National
The Five Best Quotes In Pics From The Republican National Convention On Wednesday (5 Pics)...
Aug 30, 2012, 8:08 pm - MADDOG10

His name was BUBBA
His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he needed a loan, So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street...
Aug 18, 2012, 12:36 pm - emilyg

He Is So Drunk
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fel...
Jul 30, 2012, 11:59 am - ochoop17

Vanilla Pudding
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's comb...
Jul 22, 2012, 1:08 pm - emilyg

Darkness God of my heart!
Hollywood stars, from the month of their private beautician. If you want to win this season, fashion style, then you will pay close attention to the Alexander McQueen brand, it will let you go at the top of the fashion trends. Now the hottest luxury brand Bottega Veneta, A month ago, in the Alexander Mcqueen Fashion autumn and winter women's show, Sarah Burton still like to ask this question to all the designers and asked whether to design the wedding of Kate Middleton, a lot of desi...
Apr 16, 2012, 4:27 am - wangyuqin

Bells Ringing in Heaven
Bells Ringing in Heaven Heavenletter #2955 Published on: December 27, 2008...
Nov 1, 2011, 3:34 pm - topazz28

Three arrested in bungled beer heist
L.A. NOW Southern California Three arrested in bungled beer heist in Covina September 22, 2011 | 2:30 pm...
Sep 23, 2011, 7:47 am - truesee

Train Ride - Bush-Obama
THIS IS FUNNY - I DON'T CARE WHO YOU LIKE OR DON'T LIKE! Sitting together on a train were Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: Obama must have gro...
Aug 20, 2011, 1:58 pm - emilyg

Funny Guy
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his Picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he...
Aug 14, 2011, 9:55 pm - CashWinner$

Love and Ego Speak Different Languages
Love and Ego Speak Different Languages Heavenletter # 3826 Published on: May 17, 2011 God said: What motivates you, beloveds? For the most part, what motivates you? Ego or love? Fear or love? Anger or love? Love is...
Aug 2, 2011, 12:23 am - topazz28