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Man, 91, with gun catches burglar
Naked 91-year-old Lake Worth man holds drunken burglar at gunpoint until deputies arrive MICHAEL LaFORGIA Palm Beach Post Staff Writer Saturday, September 19, 2009 LAKE WORTH A burglar early this morning clambered over a backyard fence on a quiet block on the city's west side. He picked the wrong house. He made it maybe a couple of steps before Rettt the dog, a mixture of...
Sep 20, 2009, 6:40 am - truesee

A Drug that will not make you horny Research...Or Vasectomy Incentives..
Look at pharmaceuticals...They invented a drug/pill for neutralizing heart burn, heart burn abuebao, how many people suffer from heart burn IN THE WORLD....Out of 1 million people perhaps 1,000 will suffer heart burn i will say....Yet there is no drug/pill to neutralize getting horny... Notice for pain relief there is like 1,000 of different class, yet to neutralize getting horny there is none...And i am thinking more of something like a supplement that will neutralized hornyness as...
Sep 9, 2009, 4:49 am - pumpi76

YouTube to Pay Cash for New Videos
YouTube to allow creators to cash in on their 15 minutes of viral fame YouTube is giving all amateur video-makers the chance to profit from their 15 minutes of internet fame. By Rupert Neate Published: 11:27AM BST 26 Aug 2009...
Aug 26, 2009, 7:49 am - truesee

Man used cab as getaway after robbing bank
Police nab Linden man accused of hailing cab to rob Roselle bank Eliot Caroom The Star-Ledger ROSELLE -- Cabbie Derrick Cooper didn't think twice when the man he picked up in Linden asked to stop at a bank in Roselle so he could get some money. The only problem was the man never said he was planning to rob the place. Michael Restaino, a 36-year-old unemplo...
Aug 25, 2009, 10:39 pm - truesee

Power Ball.. grasping at straws
Since the Matrix Change, Jan. 7th 1-14-09 Test Draw 1: 7-47-31-18-57- (7) Power Ball in the white balls, far left, didn't go in next Draw. 1-14-09 Test Draw 3: 3-23-55-8-30- (23) Power Ball actually does go next draw, (not exactly far left) 23 (in the white balls) 1-28-09 Test Draw 1: 39-23-55-59-28- (39) Doesn't go next Draw, (far left) 39 1-31-09 Test Draw 5:&nbsp...
Jul 13, 2009, 4:36 pm - x1kosmic

An Idea & Some Thoughts...
Also to American women : you need to create like a building in cities around the USA, where they teach you english, is not like college where you take multiple course and many times the university is expensive, i am talking about like a school that teaches english only for a small monthly fee, this is to make women proficient in english and to give them an edge, different from college where in college you will take english; 1 cl...
May 25, 2009, 4:55 pm - pumpi76

My Message to White People...And they better god damn listen..
TO WHITE PEOPLE THIS MESSAGE GOES TO YOU : To American people in the United States and to White people in General....Nobody has thought about this, but let me say it....You need to be exerciseholics...And to the rest of the world, you need to notice this....Let me be technical...If person A lives in a colder region and he is 5'12 and i weigh 220 pounds and there is person B who is 5'12 an...
Apr 22, 2009, 8:56 pm - pumpi76

Man brings meth and pot to jail while visiting
Man arrested in jail visit after drugs found on him BOB ANDERSON Advocate Florida parishes bureau Published: Apr 11, 2009 - Page: 5B A man who went to the Livingston Parish Detention Center to bail a woman out of jail ended up behind bars himself, Livingston Parish deputies said Friday. Harvey E. LeBlanc, Jr., 29, who listed his address as unknown, was a...
Apr 11, 2009, 8:03 am - truesee

Man Nails Himself To The Floor
Worker's agony as nailgun goes off and pins him to the floor Ian Dow March 6, 2009 Daily Record UK A BRAVE dad who accidentally stuck himself to his kitchen floor with a NAILGUN laughed off his gruesome ordeal. Billy Allan, 39, was checking his powerful Max Superframer g...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:00 pm - truesee

The blonde
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield...
Oct 29, 2008, 3:58 pm - pacattack05