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Doctor & The Fat Guy
An extremely obese man shows up at his doctor's office and claims that he's tried every possible way to lose weight, to no avail. So the doctor proposes a radical diet: rectal feeding. Reassuring the fattie that he won't starve to death, the doctor explains that he can actually take in enough nutrients through the rectal walls to sustain life, but that he's sure to lose weight in the process. Three weeks later the patient comes in for a follow-up appointment, and he's down from 360...
Oct 29, 2008, 8:30 am - ochoop17

Attacks, praise stretch truth at GOP convention
Attacks, praise stretch truth at GOP convention By JIM KUHNHENN, Associated Press Writer Wed Sep 3, 11:48 PM ET Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporters held back little Wednesday as they issued dismissive attacks on Barack Obama and flattering praise on her credentials to be vice president. In some cases, the reproach and the praise stretched the truth. Some examples: PALIN: I have protected...
Sep 4, 2008, 6:35 am - AceKicka

Canticle of the Sun
Canticle of the Sun Most high, all powerful, all good Lord! All praise is yours, all glory, all honor, and all blessing. To you, alone, Most High, do they belong. No mortal lips are worthy to pronounce your name. Be praised, my Lord, through all your creatures, especially through my lord Brother Sun, who brings the day; and you give light...
Aug 20, 2008, 9:36 am - sysp34

Urgent Please Read To MayBe Save Your Life
Yes, I know I consume it too, but I will stop and think about this now........ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SWEET POISON!...
Jun 15, 2008, 9:51 am - Jani Norman

Alternate Meanings
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. coffee , n. the person upon whom one coughs. 2. flabbergasted , adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. abdicate , v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. esplanade , v. to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. willy-nilly , adj...
Mar 4, 2008, 11:47 pm - Coin Toss

Busy In Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story? The first man replies: Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheatin...
Sep 9, 2007, 9:07 am - ochoop17

Rules of Being a Guy
Joke of the day: Rules of Being a Guy Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsu...
May 11, 2007, 4:11 pm - ochoop17

Guy things
I'M GOING FISHING Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. IT'S A GUY THING Means: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical . CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Means: Why isn't it already on the table? UH HUH,&quot...
Apr 23, 2007, 8:12 am - pacattack05

lotto purchases today
i hope this storm coming will be a storm of cash coming my way!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! YES IT IS THE BIG 50. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. WAHOOO. I AM OFFICALLY A HALF CENTURY OLD. ok i got that out my system. well this freaking job is working me to death and i missed a drawing for the wa lotto. i got there 15 minutes after they closed off the entries for the nig...
Apr 6, 2007, 8:17 pm - starchild_45

Give it up already!!!
I can't believe these people are still trying to prey on the gullible. I just got this in my Email. FROM THE DESK OF MR AMHED USMAN BANK OF AFRICAN B.O.A (ANNEX) BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT, OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA-FASO . Dear, My nam...
Feb 26, 2007, 9:12 am - pacattack05