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The $29.95 Non-Believerz
LOL...now that's funny!
May 25, 2026, 8:36 pm - rcbbuckeye - Lottery Discussion Forum

The $29.95 Non-Believerz
I agree. For someone who references God and the divine all the time, he is a major hypocrite. Funny that he calls other lottery players losers. Still waiting for him to say how much is in his retirement account or his net worth. I am sure 99% of LP members have him beat there. Now that is real satire.
May 26, 2026, 6:01 am - Artist77 - Lottery Discussion Forum

Secrets of a lottery lawyer-Kurt Panouses interview
Funny how the nuts are drawn to each other. Maybe Stats can mention how he kept asking me to represent him if he won. I told him no repeatedly.
May 18, 2026, 7:28 pm - Artist77 - Lottery Discussion Forum

The $29.95 Non-Believerz
No, the Village Idiot just follows me around the forums because I live in his empty head rent free. He still doesn't realize everyone here laughs at him, not because he's funny, but because he's the Village Idiot.
May 12, 2026, 11:50 pm - rcbbuckeye - Lottery Discussion Forum

Secrets of a lottery lawyer-Kurt Panouses interview
Funny how the nuts are drawn to each other https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/359133/8152705 Unlike , Ole Stat$ duzzn't have a Feminist accountability dizeaze ....lookz like It'z yo KRYPTONITE ...yo nutty buddy already haz it..
May 18, 2026, 8:50 pm - Stat$talker - Lottery Discussion Forum

The $29.95 Non-Believerz
Okaay VooDoo Velma ...that wuz pretty funny.... There'z only 1 thang wrong wit it... IT AIN'T TRUE But whut izz true, izz that YOU'VE nevaah shown Yo lottery skillz in Posted ticketz ...cauze YOU don't got none ... Soo, DONT QUIT YO DAY JOB.. -Stat$talker
May 12, 2026, 8:18 pm - Stat$talker - Lottery Discussion Forum

Annuity or Cash Value
Certainly cash value for me because that is the only *real* number. And, I am not a spring chicken any more... And, as always, I fervently hope that the guy in Washington D.C. would issue an executive order making a mandatory interest rate of 0.00% for all lottery annuities and removing taxation for all lottery winnings, forever. That would end all of the foolishness about many people not understanding how the interest rates affect the advertised annuity value vs cash value jackpot amou
May 11, 2026, 10:45 pm - IAmABadOne - Lottery Discussion Forum

The $29.95 Non-Believerz
chatgpt prompt: write three blurbs for a book about a person being stalked by the lottery. output: A darkly funny nightmare wrapped in a conspiracy thriller. Every scratch ticket, every billboard jackpot, every cheerful jingle feels like a threat. By the final page, you ll never look at a convenience store the same way again. Imagine if fate had a marketing department and it wanted you dead. This novel turns the American dream into psychological horror, following one ordinary person as t
May 26, 2026, 11:58 am - Brock Lee - Lottery Discussion Forum

The $29.95 Non-Believerz
According to Variety: The Coen brothers adaptation of The Divine Numbers Conspiracy is reportedly a three-hour descent into paranoia where Stats wanders through dimly lit gas stations carrying a garbage bag full of losing tickets and muttering: The lottery officials changed the numbers again. The movie contains: 47 minutes of absolute silence, one terrifying monologue about Rcb s butt, and a scene where Stats interrogates a cashier because a lottery machine looked at him
May 14, 2026, 6:13 am - Artist77 - Lottery Discussion Forum

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