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Does anybody feel as if they hit the "lottery" in life itself??
If you want something in life, work for it. I have never had anything handed to me nor would I want anything handed to me (with the exception of a lottery win). Everything means more when you work for it. When people tell me they want to do this or that (and the first step really depends on them and no one else), it is funny how many don't even try. I never heard that Henry Ford quote before but I like it!
Feb 17, 2013, 9:49 am - Artist77 - Lottery Discussion Forum

If someone has bad luck does that mean they will never have a chance to win the lottery?
While I can't post a link, I would go to youtube and type Pure Luck 1991 Trailer and watch the movie trailer. It's a good funny movie if you've never seen it.
Feb 14, 2013, 6:21 pm - Tatototman65 - Lottery Discussion Forum

If someone has bad luck does that mean they will never have a chance to win the lottery?
Good luck piggybacks on bad luck. How many stories are on LP how individuals won the lottery by deciding to take a mistake ticket? Just last friday I was at the store and had intended to buy one Mega Millions and one Mega Bucks quick pick. For unknown reasons I said gimme a PB MM quick pick and as soon as the ticket got printed I realized it was a mistake. But I took it anyways and funny thing is I won $4 on it o_O
Feb 13, 2013, 4:55 pm - maringoman - Lottery Discussion Forum

LP Family Photo Album - Who's Picture Would You Like To See (2013)?
OMG lol. Too funny. The I-chipster has a quickie wedding in Las Vegas to Modern Witch and divorces her 40 hours later. This explains why she has disappeared as well.
Feb 10, 2013, 10:17 am - Artist77 - Lottery Discussion Forum

Swishing By.
If those guys aren't after my possible win, then they are after my sexy butt, no doubt, because all conversation starts while they see only my back. Funny, ha?
Feb 8, 2013, 10:00 am - Uluska - Lottery Discussion Forum

Connecticut: 2/1 - 2/28/2013
i had heard once when i was out in a store that they used micochips in the balls then i saw it mentioned on here so i decided to write them this morning and ask them......at the lottery and this is the response i got....just thought it was funny how it is so politically correct of an answer....in other words Go away now and leave us alone ....LOL.
Feb 6, 2013, 1:21 pm - acestwo - Pick 3 Forum

NC lottery bill won't ban welfare recipient sales
Maybe if those in government cared about helping people living a good life, who would need to play the lottery? It's funny that Senators or Congressmen don't need to play lotteries, because they take it from us, but we can't regulate how THEY spend it.
Feb 5, 2013, 10:25 pm - lpxi - Lottery News

$208 MILLION: Massive Powerball jackpot to be drawn Wednesday
I think the real point is that no one class should have the burden of bringing in the $$$. It's funny that when they redid the bankruptcy laws your required to go through a credit counseling course to understand the concept of don't spend more than you bring in. Yet the same people who put that into law can't seem to follow those same basic principles.
Feb 5, 2013, 6:44 pm - mightwin - Lottery News

Believe in yourself
whats funny is that about a week or two ago ..all the guys at the job that critisize my playing came running back to where i was working and were smiling and congratulating me on my big 4 coming out str8 on the day track.... ironically and im sure you guys guest it i didnt have enough money that day and only played a couple numbers and that one wasnt one i played.......(1121) they were only happy cause they thought free pizza for lunch again.... normally i played it 3str8/2box so it would have b
Feb 3, 2013, 5:33 pm - phillylucky1 - Lottery Discussion Forum

Georgia: 2/1 - 2/28/2013
Its funny yall talk about the Ipad, over the holidays I was trying to win the money to buy one as well, but unfortunately I spent way more playing than the cost of the actualy Ipad, I would have been better off just buying one.
Feb 1, 2013, 9:24 am - razzyberry77 - Pick 3 Forum