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Here's how to lose at Mega Millions...Reply
Here's how I lose in MM. First I buy only $1 in MM or CA SLP ticket. Then the luck of the draw comes out. Unfortunately, for me, I mainly don't win. This is a funny article.
Nov 11, 2005, 6:47 pm - Just6ntlc - Lottery Discussion Forum

Michigan Weekly 11/7-11/13Reply
It was funny how it they didn't have enough time. If I was watching and played 3456 I would of been very angry...haha..have to wait a half hour to see if you won. does that happen a lot?Brad
Nov 9, 2005, 1:11 pm - Bradly_60 - Pick 3 Forum

Jo's Elimination challegeReply
lol Scorpiyo. Its kind of funny that I always play madogs challenge and 99% of the time I get like one out of 15. If I am able to do that, that means I am able to eliminate 15 numbers out of 56, which gives me more chance of hitting the jackpot.
Nov 8, 2005, 5:46 pm - jote - Jackpot Games Forum

SpookyReply
I am glad you think I am funny...... I was ready to just scream in my office when I saw what fell....and yes lottery machines are down from 1100PM until 6AM everyday! that's when they should do their updates! By teh way it is 300PM and the machines are down still!
Oct 31, 2005, 3:10 pm - chouquounette - Pick 3 Forum

Winning lottery ticket purchased with stolen credit cardReply
LOL. Cash Only, now that was funny.Maybe Ms. Goodenow should go visit Steven West for advice, since they both live in Medford, OR.
Oct 29, 2005, 11:16 am - JAG331 - Lottery News

Michigan Weekly 10/24-10/30Reply
hehe fibird, that is funny:-) here's what i am playing tonite..couldn't make up my mind..still playin my babys birthday-613,236,213,456,336,405,999,333,183,410,517889,405,112,817,303,313,321,123,663,636but i really think 613 is gonna play straight tonite.. could it be?or my hub's birthday 405.. or the mileage on my truck the other day 303..lol:-)good luck tonite everyone!!<hugs> sherry:-)
Oct 28, 2005, 4:51 pm - Zippy - Pick 3 Forum

Powerball lottery 'winner' turns coyReply
this was the first time the seven co-workers purchased Powerball tickets together.... Ah yes, let's not forget all the first times either. How do we go back to the first time? Funny I never heard, We are very happy with our winnings. This is the 30,000th time we have played, and it will be good to get some of that money back. I think when I win I am going to say that.
Oct 28, 2005, 4:11 pm - sirbrad - Lottery News

Michigan Weekly 10/24-10/30Reply
Sandy.. give me the dunce cap.. i played every way but the 316 i should of wheeled it. can't believe i missed my baby boys birthday.. 613.. duh, i've played so many backwards it aint funny.. next time.. but i DO hope someone got it, please tell me ya got it undress!
Oct 27, 2005, 8:05 pm - Zippy - Pick 3 Forum

Scratch & Win (911 tape)
I have this recorded 911 call and it's funny as hell, if you'd like me to send it to you just send me a PM with your e-mail address that you want me to send it to. This offer is only for today (Oct 26, 2005) otherwise I'll be sending it out way to many times. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!I Thank all of you for your time.
Oct 26, 2005, 10:53 am - BaristaExpress - Instant ("Scratch-Off") Games Forum

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Got a funny feeling those will show today somewhere.....too late for me to play them all states midday.....should of..would of.....went to church and got home too late..........!!!!
Oct 23, 2005, 1:04 pm - Sandy K - Pick 3 Forum