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What is your response if your spouse or significant other claimed a lottery jackpot without you?
I agree. The funny thing is that when the day arrives when my six numbers match those drawn, I would claim the winnings along with my attorney in a trust. I wiould let my wife know that I had won, but since she does not believe in playing the lottery, I am not concerned about her trying to attach herself to any of the winnings. And if she did, I would call her a hypocrite. How can you be against playing the lottery but willing to enjoy the payoff of winning it? If it came to us getting a divorce
Nov 20, 2009, 1:41 pm - OldSchoolPa - Lottery Discussion Forum

Clerk's error makes N.J. man a $100,000 winner
That's funny Tiggs, you and I were just talking about those lucky mistakes the other day on another thread. I could use a big mistake or two right about now. Maybe I'll try mumbling the next time I ask for a ticket and they'll accidentally give me a winner. If I win big I'll write a book about it and title it The Mumbling Factor, subtitled How To Become Rich And Famous Through Strategic Mumbling. Guaranteed blockbuster. Maybe I should start writing it now just in case.
Nov 18, 2009, 3:16 pm - rdgrnr - Lottery News

What is your response if your spouse or significant other claimed a lottery jackpot without you?
Please-Please-Please Keep the responses comming. I can't stop laughing!!!! Y'all are so funny. I am so glad that I am not reading these responses in a public place right now. Because if I was they would throw me out on my butt!!!!
Nov 17, 2009, 4:01 pm - PERDUE - Lottery Discussion Forum

Florida: 11/1 - 11/30/2009
funny you say triple...i bought a qp this morning it gave me 111 very rare it ever gives a triple! i like 136,137,138,126,487
Nov 17, 2009, 11:28 am - sheepdogg - Pick 3 Forum

Christmas Scratch offs
My wife buys me about $20 worth of scratchers for Christmas each year. Last year I had over $50 in winners. So...... I decide to start playing them. Not so good. LOL. Funny thing is she doesn't do any research. She just buys them. I check the Tx Lottery site, see which ones have better odds, prizes left, etc. So I end up just playing online games.
Nov 15, 2009, 8:45 pm - rcbbuckeye - Instant ("Scratch-Off") Games Forum

Did you play back in College?
I am Sophomore in college. I started playing when I was 18, I couldn't wait. I was fascinated with the lottery when i was little and I always loved scractching tickets with my Mom or Grandma in the grocery store. But, I'm a broke college student so at the most I spend $5 a week. If that sometimes I go a whole month without playing. But, I would love to hit the lottery young thats why I play. My friends think its so funny that I play Little Lotto and stuff, I think they associate the lottery with
Nov 5, 2009, 1:45 pm - London - Lottery Discussion Forum

Did you play back in College?
Funny how I didn't pick it up as a hobby until I got a real job and real bills. I kinda wish I took a chance back then but guess that was last thing on my mind in school I knew people back in school who snuck into riverboat casino and even played bingo for their kicks but don't know anybody who played the lottery or may not want to fess up to it.
Nov 3, 2009, 11:47 pm - Rowen - Lottery Discussion Forum

Knocking NiCkEL (NC) OUT!!
the 108 and 818 are looking rather...profitable....putting them on the 3day ticket pls.... good hunting! see u still working with that 703..working it with 087....I have a funny feeling the mirrors aren't done yet!
Nov 1, 2009, 9:55 pm - ConstantlyB - Pick 3 Forum

North Carolina: 10/1 - 10/31/2009
Claim the victory Crow I am with you on this tonight... I have posted my numbers along with others... however, I feel good about the 9's, keep doing what you do boo... YOu are blessing us all. However, I dont have a FFG Theory.. What is that? You are so funny is that a system? Well no sweetie and no I am no psychic just follow the numbers and figure out what may come and what may be coming someone should me the trick..... However, it is a secret... Shhhhhhh the smiley's are laughing.... Blessing
Oct 29, 2009, 9:19 pm - Chella36 - Pick 3 Forum

North Carolina: 10/1 - 10/31/2009
I DIDN'T WIN TODAY EITHER BUT THIS JUST TOO FUNNY! MOST OF UF GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING. IT IS WHAT IT IS. CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS AND POSTERS.
Oct 29, 2009, 3:13 pm - Brownsugar47 - Pick 3 Forum