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NY Pick 10
Little clarification. I called the NY Lottery office and they explained that you must get 0 right out of ten numbers to win $4. If you even get 1 number right you get nothing. Funny, a game that pays you for being totally wrong.
May 21, 2008, 12:37 pm - DownandDirty - Lottery Discussion Forum

North Carolina 5/1 - 5/31
Too funny TB! The last one is where I'm going into the little bitty bed! Good night all!.....good luck!.........I'll check the paper tomorrow as I do every day!...cept they've been wrong twice and I had to straighten them out.....lol
May 20, 2008, 11:03 pm - Vergie6 - Pick 3 Forum

Why is it beneficial to collect a lottery jackpot as a LLC?
Now that's an idea! Maybe make statement about how I feel about the current gas prices., or how the kids are dressing in emo garb... with a funny spin on it. I don't think that has ever been done in lottery history. Yeah, I think they would if they could get away with it.
May 20, 2008, 10:48 pm - spy153 - Lottery Discussion Forum

Man killed by train while looking at lottery ticket
this story reeks so bad I'm about to spray lysol all up in this room! it's not even funny! everything from him not hearing or FEELING the train coming to his friend not coming to his aide .. heck, to the train conductor not putting on the EMERGENCY BRAKES! they need sgt. mason [first 48/a e] to be on this case, she'll cuss and knock the friend upside the head until he confesses! so sad .. but I will leave any other smart azz comments to myself as this family is grieving .. but I just never under
May 20, 2008, 3:26 pm - Sandra Dee - Lottery News

so exactly what WOULD you do with all that $$
I usually never respond to post........but this was too funny....... I prefer eggs more than stake ( I don't like stake, i don't like red meat either).... ahh.....you do mean steak.......right.........ROFL
May 17, 2008, 6:21 pm - Billy9Fingers - Lottery Discussion Forum

California Post 5-05 thru 5-11
You see.. You see this generousity of the lottery post members? That is too cool of you xthundercat2003 -- thousands of thanks?? And double kay, that was too funny: hope u have opened the the flood gates for hits What a way to put it.. I hope we are about to get STEAM ROLLED by some hits!! Straight burried in hits. Bank-roll.
May 11, 2008, 2:29 am - PatternsInChaos - Pick 3 Forum

North Carolina 5/1 - 5/31
Vergie you are too funny. I was so confused. I was wondering where the powder came from. When I used the term powder my nose I was referring to using the potty. Ha Ha... I played for both draws. I was one digit off. I had 567 and 664.
May 8, 2008, 7:05 pm - trulyblessed - Pick 3 Forum

North Carolina 5/1 - 5/31
You know what.....I thought it was Jordan that said said ....wasn't even looking at who sent it just assumed it was Jordan and when I got your reply I thought oh my goodness that was win4life....lol I just thought it was funny anyway.....glad you have a good sense of humor and weren't offended. Good luck tonight!
May 5, 2008, 7:48 pm - Vergie6 - Pick 3 Forum

Only way to get money in Pick 3
Reads like a how many responses will I get post. Te Hee. I was suckered by somone before and I am gonna see how many can I sucker. Okay. You did it. Funny post.. With that said and the post was past April FOol's Day. I will go ahead and tell all your big secret answer. BUY a playslip. LOL (Laugh out Low) this is a _________ post.
Apr 23, 2008, 12:17 am - mylollipop - Lottery Discussion Forum

Florida - 04/01 thru 04/30/2008
we pretty much played out the 1K i accidentily won in about a 4 day period. Heavier than normal to say the least but it paid off. Lets just say that we are now back to our normal dollar amount during the week (about $30-50 a day) and about 100 a weekend. So yes we drop about 400 a week or 800 a person a month (not for the faint of heart). essenitally though we hit play 4 once (we play normally a minimum of $2 straight a pick) and a play 3 once and we are covered for the entire year. Everythign a
Apr 19, 2008, 11:43 am - pickthi$ - Pick 3 Forum