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Store clerk tricks Tennessee father and steals $1 million winning lottery ticket
So in Maryland when ANY ticket that is scanned by the clerk - the screen on the players side SHOWS if its a winner or not. Says NO WINNER, or $10 winner, for example. Also in West Virgina it shows on the screen too, just in very small font and not an obvious location (lower right) so you kinda have 'know where to look'. And in NY, if I remember right, it used to play a winners 'chime' so you knew it was a winner. I rarely play scratchoffs, but played a couple and was double checking them at
Aug 21, 2024, 6:28 am - DELotteryPlyr - Lottery News

PICK 3 - ALL STATES - ALL DRAWS
Iowa 004 midday Ohio 777 midday Funny feeling 100 soon.... str888
Aug 18, 2024, 8:48 pm - taxijohn - Pick 3 Forum

Using a reference to the lottery, ex= the last draw, what are the patterns that happen from 70% to 8
Funny thing about Patterns. The Pattern hit percentage is about the same as the Inventory of Combinations with the pattern divided by the Total number of combinations in the game Whooda Thunk it?
Jul 7, 2024, 12:30 pm - AllenB - Lottery Discussion Forum

Numbers submitting Cutoff Time
That's been a big pain in my behind for years. In this age of instant communications, Bank A will tell you it takes a couple of days to move your money from them to Bank B. (YOUR Bank). Really??? In this day and age of FINTECH ? Ask your banker this question - Have you ever heard of Zelle? Zelle moves money from your account in your bank to whomever you want it to go to's account in their bank, and Zelle does it INSTANTLY . (It's a bank account to bank account transfer) And without a FEE I might
Jun 9, 2024, 9:10 am - GiveFive - Lottery Discussion Forum

New Jersey woman to take legal action against Atlantic City casino after being refused $2.5M payout
Glad somebody took note of 'gold coins' coming out. Almost all machines are electronic and coin free. Winning several thousand here and there when I used to play WOF with mechanical reels and spinning wheel the machine would shut down. They'd come over, verify the win, pay your jackpot, then have you spin again while they watched. It was funny last jackpot years ago. Won $2K in High roller section (only $10/spin) WOF. She left to get the money, came back and I said 'Sorry you have to go back
May 30, 2024, 6:19 am - Bleudog101 - Lottery News

NY Dream Team 2024
Been watching Three's Company lately. That's the most unrealistic show ever. It's funny though cuz I like how basic is it. You're telling me Jack not only never had a threesome or even a twosome living in that apartment with two attractive women? The early seasons are my favorite with Mr. Roper
May 16, 2024, 12:03 am - Mattchu - Pick 3 Forum

NY Dream Team 2024
Thank you oneeta, raye, and moneywork. LivingLegacy was the big winner though. I hit this number 3 or 4 years ago straight for $17.5k funny enough. Now I'm in disbelief I hit for $540 .. and being downvoted for it lol. Some people online are psychos
May 11, 2024, 7:35 pm - Mattchu - Pick 3 Forum

The $29.95 Non-Believerz
Sooo,! You guyz are testin out auditioning fa da SNL Comedy Show eeh?...Well, DIZ iz da Wrong Channel... Still wonderin why diz heaa site iz called LOTTERY POST ? But it iz fUnNy how none ov'ya ever post ANY ov Yo Lottery ticketz.. Could it be bcuz Yo Lottery skillz are muuuch worze than Yo non-xzizting Comedy skillz?.. Aye cottoneyedjoe ? You failed at submitting yo scriptz, so, you figure you'd try da Mic huh? aaah haaah, haah, haaah..!! -Stat$talker
May 2, 2024, 5:49 pm - Stat$talker - Lottery Discussion Forum

Someone needs to console me now...
People are funny downvoting my posts because they know that they can't beat me in a debate. At least they have that much intelligence. If i'm so wrong and they're so right, why don't they debate me? Because they know they can't prove me wrong, so they downvote my posts instead.
Apr 30, 2024, 10:18 pm - Lotterologist - Lottery Discussion Forum

Nebraska single father's salad run results in $1 million Mega Millions lottery win
I think it is far more than a cat and a vegetable. It is always funny when others try to account for their personality disorders by whining about others being jealous of them. Way too much time on their hands and nothing going on in their lives. And no understanding that people can work hard and be financially secure without winning the lottery. Grifters gotta grift. Alaye.
Apr 17, 2024, 8:26 pm - Artist77 - Lottery News