CashWinner$'s Blog

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"I have always believed that whatever good or bad fortune may come our way we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value."        ~ Hermann Hesse ~

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Hermann Hesse, the Pulitzer Prize–winning German writer, became extremely popular in the 1960's and 1970's for his deeply spiritual novels spiked with Eastern philosophy. He is best known for the novels Siddhartha, The Glass Bead Game, and Steppenwolf. He was born in 1877 in Germany and immigrated to Switzerland in 1912. Hesse was exposed to Eastern thought from childhood: His grandfather taught Indian studies, and his mother had been born in India. He won the Noble Prize in Literature in 1946. He died in 1962.

One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his Sweatshirt. 
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?' 
'It depends,' I replied. 
'What does it say on your shirt?' 
He yelled back, '    OHIO STATE  ! ' 
And they say blondes are dumb... 
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world.' 
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......... 
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
this?' 
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. 
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 
A: A rumor 
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 
A: Trustworthy. 
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed
gasping for breath and calling your name? 
A: That you didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.. 
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe. 
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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail? 
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'.

Little David is in the 3rd grade. Yesterday morning when the

teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the

typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the

offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and

do it with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set

the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside

to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David,

'He plays on the offensive line for the Minnesota Vikings, but

I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

Hmm, cute one!!!!

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting

the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week.

Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here.." He walked back to his office, came back in

two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four

weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and

asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."