CashWinner$'s Blog

(From my inbox...LoL) 

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jaden, the 9 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.   As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So what was wrong’?   

He replied, 'It was an ID Ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Jaden grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T error before?’ '' No” I replied. 'Write it down' he said 'and I think you'll figure it out.' 

So I wrote down:       I D 1 0 T 

You know, I used to like that little a**hole.

    Miss Maxine Is Very Wise.....

Maxine on "Driver Safety"  "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... 

Maxine on "Lawn Care"  "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." 

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"   "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." 

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"  "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"  "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."    

“If a hitter has been in a slump, he should not be trying to hit home runs. They should go for doubles and singles. You've got to build your credibility, go back to the fundamentals.”

~ Howard Bragman ~

                       Good Luck !!

I hope everyone at LP wins a briefcase full a

$$$$$$$$$$ this weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, "Well, what do you love most?” And that's how I started painting Money.”

       ~ Andy Warhol ~