pacattack05's Blog

Click on the play button.

A great Judge Judy soundboard.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/judgejudy-prank5.html

The one below is of Arnol Schwarznegar

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/arnold-prank1.html

I'm going straight to hell for this one, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Warning: Don't watch this video if you have strong religious convictions and are easily offended.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/jesuswillsurvive.html

This is one good reason not to drink heavily amongst " friends ". LOL

The best ones I've seen. And I've seen many pictures. But these are the best.

Here he is:

I would love it.

http://www.wimp.com/deerprank/

Good one!

http://www.wimp.com/bushcomedy/

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1281.html

A snapshot of a creature in the dark woods. I won't be able to sleep now.

The biggest problem in life seems to be the hardest to solve. Isn't that the way it goes though. The story of my life.....LOL

How can all of the empty, endless space exist as we speak? How is that possible????

Think about it for a minute.....

If I hold a cup in my hands, there is nothing more I can do to make it more of a cup. Just larger or smaller. But the endless universe of empty space, vacuum can't compare to a done deal like the cup.

There are obviously no boundries....so???? What is one to make of this????

NO BOUNDRIES

Simultaneously exists.......All of it???? All of what??? All of something that never ceases to exist????? How can this be????

Let me get this straight. I just happened to wake up 41 years ago into this world that looked at the night skies, and was awed at a very young age. And that all of it was here, and I just happened to wake up or visit.....a realm that has been here all the time. It never had a creation. It was just there....all the time......WOW.

Now I can understand Alpha and Omega better. How is it possible not to have a beginning or and end????

Now I get it. There was no beginning. It was just always there....

We as mere mortals just happened to sprout....so to speak...into this realm from a source. Scratching our heads wondering why we are here, with science, religion, intuition, thinking there had to be a beginning, because our daily lives included time-lines. When speaking of time....there is none........No such thing as time. It's man-made....No movement in the universe....no time.....!

The endless Space has always been here.....It was never created. It just was.........AHHHHHHHH

Last week I went to an interview for a postion at a fire hydrant factory.

The first question the employer asked me at the interview, was why I was a half hour late.

I told him it took me that long to find a parking spot......

A multi-millionaire throws a huge pool part at his mansion. He invites all his best friends, and their best friends. He also has a challenge. His huge pool is filled with sharks. So he makes the announcement. Anyone who can swim across this pool with the man-eating sharks, and arrive to the other side alive, can have anything in this house. My 2 million dollar Rolls. My house....anything you choose.

An hour goes by.......no challenger......

2nd hour goes by......no challenger.....people start leaving the pool area.

All of a sudden someone hears a splash in the pool and alerts everyone to approach the pool deck. There's a guy swimming so fast as the sharks gain on him, nipping at the toes and feet. He finally made it to the other side in safety and got out of the pool.

The millionaire, congratulates him and stands by his offer and asks the lad what he wanted, considering he was such a brave fellow to risk his life for a mere earthly reward. 

The guy replied by saying sure, I'll take your offer. Let's start by finding out who pushed me in. 

What famous restaurant/bar is famous for having waitresses that are endowed?

Hooters.

What famous restaurant do women who only have one leg work in?

IHOP.

They're all named Ilene.

When they hitch-hike, I tell'em to hop in.

I was walking by a restaurant, when I saw a man standing wearing a unform. I asked him if he was a police officer. He said no, I'm an undercover detective.

I said, then why are you wearing a uniform?

He said it was my day off.

What a maroon!

AP - Mon Jan 9, 2:02 PM ET

Cool cat

Unfortunately, it lived only a day, but it's sibling survived.