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I found something today that was quite impressive!
There is a list of words or affirmations, which can be chanted internally, or externally. These mantras will manifest themselves.
Since the beginning of time " Spoken Word " by anyone, will materialize. Time...Technique.....Practice.......by default......God Given........
By self-realization and self conciousness, according to the supreme advisor.....vibratory impressions and materialization, and status, and God Given.
If you chant the word TOGETHER, 28 times, something magical happens.
If you want more money, chant the word " count" many times, with a positive outlook of how good it would feel to hold, cold hard cash.
But the ultimate chant is the word " Together ". Say it 28 times in a row. Mentaly or physically.
I'm being taken over by a hacker named Hacker.g..............
It literally took me an hour to run a whole bunch of anti this and adaware that, and spy bot. I finally got through. The computer would freeze, after logging in, while waiting for MSN to load. I've must have rebooted this compooter atleast 21 times.
Also by Web surfer............BHOT.................My Web Search......etc...........
This is uncalled for.
Anyone have some advice, other than the obvious? In other words, is there a quick, temporary fix, until I resolve this dilemma? Sort a like a fix-a-flat for your tire. LOL.......
Politicians....everybody says they stink.
Well....where do they think these politicians come from?
They don't fall out of the sky.
They come from american parents, and american families, american homes, american schools, american churches, american businesses, american universities, and they're elected by american citizens.
This is the best we can do floks. It's what our system produces, garbage in garbage out.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, your gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders, and pointers.LOL
So maybe it's not the politicians who stink.
Maybe it's something else that stinks around here, like the public.
Yeah!!! the public stinks!!
There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody.
Because if it's really the fault of these politicians, then where are the bright honest, intelligent americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way.
We don't have have people like that in this country. Everybody's at the mall, scratching their arse, picking their nose, and taking their credit card out of their fanny pack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them.
So I have solved this little political dillema for myself, in a very simple way.
On election day I stay at home. I don't vote. F-em.
Two reasons I don't vote. It's meaningless.
This country was bought, paid and sold, a long time ago. The s##t they shuffle around every four years....bull###t!
Doesen't mean a ###### thing.
And secondly, I don't vote because I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain.
People like to twist that around. They say...well...if you don't vote, then you have no right to complain.
But where's the logic in that. If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain.
I on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, and in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every right to complain, as loud as I want about the mess you created, that I had nothing to do with.
So I know soon you'll have one of those really swell presidential elections, that you'll like so much, you'll enjoy yourself, it'll be a lot of fun.
I'm sure as soon as the election is over, your country will improve immediately.
As for me I'll be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you.
The only difference is when I get finished ma#######ing, I'm gonna have a little something to show for it.
Two blondes are arguing over what kind of tracks they are seeing. One blonde says it's deer tracks, while the other is claiming they're wolf tracks.
After about an hour of arguing, they are both killed by a speeding train.Why is it a good idea to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped zone.
Why do blondes wear ponytails?
To cover up the valve stem.
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bi##h
I was drooling, and thought maybe somebody would drool along with me....LOL

The chics I could pick up with this beauty.....'69 Camaro.....
Some people see a glass that's half full.
Others see a glass half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
George Carlin
Sleepless hours and dreamless nights, and far aways
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
Heaven knows and lord it shows, when I'm away
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
Same old show in a different town, on another time
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
Even though you're far away, your on my mind
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
And I like to change my life, and you know I would
Just to be with you tonight, baby if I could
But I've got my job to do, and I do it well
So I guess that's how it is
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
Oooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
On the road it's a heavy load, but I'll get by
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
Pay the price, make the sacrafice, and still I try
Ooo ooo ooo wishing you were here
INCUBUS......................................I'll be there with open arms and open legs....LOL
Last night, on television, the mayor of New Orleans was asked what he thought about Roe V. Wade.
He said " I'm not sure....I just hope they evacuated in time". LOL
What do any members of the Mets, have in common with Michael Jackson?
They all wear one glove for no apparent reason......
I hardly ever play the jackpot games because of their crazy odds, but on the 26th my roomate called me and asked if I could pick him up two tickets for the Florida Lotto. It was $40 million.
In addition to the 2 QPs I bought, I also got one for myself. Wouldn't you know that I hit 4 out of 6 for $85.50.
The cruel part is that the two numbers I missed were only one digit apart.
The winning numbers: 17-33-34-46-49-52
My ticket was: 17-32-34-46-49-53 What a b##ch!!!!!! 33-52.
I could almost smell the green landslide. Raining bills from the sky.
Strange thing though, that morning, before I bought the tickets, I couldn't sleep, and decided to watch the sunrise. I asked God to show me a sign,which showed he was really in control of the chaos in my world, and asked for a bird to land on a particular power line. Maybe 5 or 6 minutes later a bird did land, but on an adjacent wire. The kicker was that I could hardly see it because it was still kind of dark out, and the trees in the backround didn't make the bird stand out too much, so I wasn't sure if it was just a leaf or something.
When the bird finally left, I saw it and I was reassured that it was a bird and not a leaf.
In hindsight, there was a supernatural feeling of peace that morning, which was reinforced by what happened that night when the drawing took place.
By the way I just checked my ticket about a half hour ago. I was down to my last $50.00, because of paying back rent. So this truly helped me out.
So the point of this whole thing is not knowing whether I should cry for being so close or be happy cause I won what I needed, not what I wanted. HMMMMM!!! Cruel Joke???....I don't know.......
Thanx God!
I'm really starting to get the hang of this lucid dreaming technique. I usually don't have them as frequently as I have been. In the past few weeks I had about 15 good ones, which is a lot for me. This last one was a doozy.
Two mornings ago I rolled over in bed, ( a virtual roll ). I sank into the bed and fell down facing upwards looking at what seemed to be stars racing around me at phenomenal speeds. This lasted a good 7 or 8 seconds. That free fall feeling in my stomach was astounding. If I could stay in that realm, I would never want to come back, because everything is at your disposal. Like being a genie, and being so overwhelmingly real to boot.
What happened next is something I always wanted to do but was too busy having fun. I decided to look for pick-3 numbers. Maybe the lucidity and some form of remote viewing was involved, but I was somehow sure of myself, and decided to look for room numbers in motels that I conjured up. From afar I would accelerate quickly towards an arbitrary door, and look at the room number. What I was able to do was to see the 3 digit numbers, but the 3 digits would rapidly change as I was trying to focus on just one set.
The only numbers I could see for that night's drawing was 527 and that night the winning number was 792. I'm going to to hone this new project of mine. So far so good.......
If anyone's interested, here is a good place to start.
http://www.lucidity.com/LucidDreamingFAQ2.html
The way I've learned by a friend, is to wake up around 3 or 4 am, and stay awake for 2 hours or so, drink only and only one beer quckly, and lay in bed and try to go back to sleep. An 80 percent success rate is not uncommon.
Warning.....the first time you awake into that state, it might be very alarming, but the first part of this long learning proccess is to get rid of the fear. Then you can progress to playful things.
If the spirit world is anything like this state and much more, then I'm looking forward to the afterlife.
Be patient....it took me about 20 years to find my own little way of entering the lucid state. Good luck!
P.S. One great method which I forgot to mention is the hand marking technique. Using an erasable magic marker that has a wide tip, write a large x on the back of your hand, while your home, and keep it on there for about a week or so, and whenever you have a regular dream, and see the back of your hand , in your dream, then the x will trigger your awarness. This method has been very successful.