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Are you male or female?

To find out the answer, look down.. ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look down, not scroll down!!!!

Who plays Dr. Manhattan in the film " Watchmen " ?

M _ _ _ _ _ G

I start with an M and end with a G.
I run wild through the planes.
I neigh and whinny.
I eat plants and grass,
and I run like the wind.
What am I?

A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one knows how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok, you pray; Everyone else in the ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.

What two players were drafted before Michael Jordan in the 1984 NBA draft ?

If you say my name, I'll no longer exist. What am I?

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,
“Say, your head feels just like my wife’s behind.”

The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,
“You know, you’re right!”

Who was born Leonard  Alfred  Schneider ?

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Father O'Malley was driving down to Boston when got stopped for speeding in Medford. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He said, 'Father, have you been drinking?'

'Only water', replied Father O'Malley.

The policeman asked, 'Then how come I can smell wine?'

The priest looked at the bottle and said, 'Good Lord! He's done it again.'

How old is Johnny Depp ?

I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"

Which major leaque baseball team plays it home games at Safeco Field ?

Sometimes using me requires more skill and attention.
Technological updates are too many to mention.
I can close the distance from miles apart.
Electrical transmission gave me a start.
Though my birth was a success, it brought about a demise.
From the clues that I have given you it is time for your surmise.