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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkLqDeGqZ6g

A Ring

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?".

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?.

Fission chips..... 

Guardian Angel

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Not Hungry

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

"Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

Peace And Quiet

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.
"Is everything okay, pal?", the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!".
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsLj2ScRkFo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgFpRZeCds&mode=related&search=

It gets better towards the end. It's worth the wait.

This is totally hilarious....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY

In this clip, you'll see a police car chasing someone that will not stop. At one point the car seems to vanish and comes back into view seemingly out of nowhere.

But the most amazing part is at the very end. I will not spoil it for you.

I've seen a lot of ghost videos, and this is the only one that is documented by a police video, proving that no camera tricks were involved.

Again watch all the way to the end. I'm gonna have to send this to my friends, that's for damn sure....!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CO9Ve03s41w

http://www.math.wichita.edu/~richardson/littleben.html

The link below shows an animated example of other angles.

http://www.math.wichita.edu/~richardson/8x8-ani.html

I can't believe these people are still trying to prey on the gullible.

I just got this in my Email.

FROM THE DESK OF MR AMHED USMAN
BANK OF AFRICAN B.O.A (ANNEX)
BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT,
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA-FASO.

Dear,

My name is Mr Amhed Usman the Bill and Exchange(assistant) Manager of
the
BANK OF AFRICAN B.O.A Ouagadouguo Burkina Faso.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of USD$10.5M(TEN
MILLION
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S.A DOLLARS). In an account that belongs to
this our
foreign customer who died along with his wife and and children in the
plane
crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of
kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
unless
somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased,
as
indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we
learnt that all his supposed next of kin died alongside with him in the
plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our
late
customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to
a
foreigner.
On the account of your reliability and trust worthiness, I have decided
to
contact you in order to transfer the said amount into your nominated
bank
account, it's 100% risk free.

Upon receipt of the above mentioned, I will send to you by fax or
e-mail a
TEXT OF APPLICATION which you shall re-type and fax to our foreign
remittance Department,for easy execution of the transaction.
All necessary  documents shall be obtained  on your behalf to back-up
this
claims.
Kindly contact me on  for security reason and for more explanations and
possible means of transferring the fund into your account.
If you accept our offer I shall compensate you with 30% of the money, 
60%
goes to me and
my colleague, after which we shall visit your country for disbursement
according to the percentages
indicated.

I am assuring you that with my position this money will  hit  your
account
before 21 banking working days.
Send an e-mail as soon as you get this message, I will be waiting.
NOTE: THIS TRANSACTION IS STRICLY CONFIDENTIAL.
Thanks for your assistance in advance.
Your promt response will be highly appreciated.
Yours faithfully.

Mr Amhed

BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

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